United Thread 2014/15

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

Has anyone seen the rag div with their badge tattoo'd on his forehead in the Sun? Sorry can't post the link for some reason but he's foreign and can't speak a word of English and has only been to the swamp ONCE in his life.

If anyone can post the image or link it'll be worth a laugh!

What an absolute tool.

Ha ha yeah that's him, thanks calum. He might have well got a cock tattooed on there.

 

[aguero93:20]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2169268-manchester-united-transfer-news-thomas-muller-marco-reus-mega-offers-revealed?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-UK

"Of course, I was aware that I could theoretically earn more with a transfer [to Manchester United]. The sums that were standing by foreign clubs in the room were already astronomical. I can only say: For me, a change was never really an issue anyway. FC Bayern is my club."

TRANSLATION: Even with a huge pay rise why would I join a mediocre football team?

Throwing money at a problem always works raggies....

They can't even sign mercenaries.

 

[BlueTaylor91]

"As Marcos Rojo has medical, we're told Man Utd have yet to make a formal offer for any other player. 12 days to go"

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

Wio is a wanker and a thick bitter one at that. Can't wait for him on MOTD being all impartial and that.
SCUM.

 

[ManCityJordan]

Has anyone else noticed that most of Bayerns team have held a press interview to say "Man United? Nar their shit i'd rather stay at a club where i'll win things"

 

[onegoodram]

Utd, biggest richest club in all the world, £200 mil war chest, finally sign Rojo.
In a statement released to the Lisbon stock exchange, Sporting set out the payment schedule agreed with United for the player.

They will receive £8m immediately, with further instalments of £4m being paid on 1 December this year and 1 July, 2015. YCMIU. Woodward also promised to wash the dishes for the next 3 weeks

 

[dario2739]

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[nijinsky's fetlocks]

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Great work mate - I can't wait to see this bell end walk into Guvnor's Sports Bar on derby day.
Although I doubt he could find Manchester with SatNav.

 

[mac]

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Plus it says his only trip to old trafford.bloody hell even I have been to stamford bri,uhm maine rd, I mean the etihad more.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Cant see what all the fuss is about, for me he is rag personified....!