United Thread 2014/15

[goalmole]

But but but they looked so good against QPR last week and all the press said they was going to win the league and everythink...
I can't stop laughing and I fuckin love it...

GALACTICO'S dontcha know.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

But but but they looked so good against QPR last week and all the press said they was going to win the league and everythink...
I can't stop laughing and I fuckin love it...

GALACTICO'S dontcha know.

Thought they were spelling it GAALACTICO'S these days?

Strange really, as it's contrary to their usual understated modus operandi at Rag Love-in central

 

[Number10]

Brilliant.

That's genius !!!
Shit a windmill

Yeah, I liked that too.

:-D

Sorry for being thick but I don't get the joke, could someone explain please? :P

 

[nixmith2]

Funniest thing Van Gaal said was that the reason they lost was that the players were a trying to score instead of defending... well that's what happens when you sign nothing but forwards and neglect your championship-standard defence you fucking muppet!

exactly!!
The muppet manager has made himself look stupid with some very very strange public comments/decisions.

making shrek captain and watching him screaming and shouting at his team mates.

Re: the above, I have heard a strong rumour that Shrek was actually promised the captaincy as part of the mega-deal brokered by Moyes and there was no clause to retract that, should a change of manager occur.... has anyone else heard this?

Basically he gets a fixed amount (in the region of 200k per week), but add-ons relating to 'image-rights' bump that up to 300k ish - these image rights will be enhanced if he is 'club captain'.

To take it even further, I believe Hodgson possibly came under pressure from the F.A. to make Shrek England captain too, as the one world-wide known face of the England team
and the crazy fact is for ten years he has under-performed for the national side!!! and in 2010 he verbally abused the fans in South Africa after the 0:0 Algeria game.

He is not Captaincy material, Utd and England have both messed up. The first I can laugh about, the second really annoys me.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

So now Roy wants to fast track Tyler Blackett into the England team.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/11114704/Roy-Hodgson-considering-fast-tracking-Manchester-United-defender-Tyler-Blackett-into-senior-England-squad.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... squad.html</a>


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,hahahahahahahahhahahaha

 

[stony]

So now Roy wants to fast track Tyler Blackett into the England team.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/11114704/Roy-Hodgson-considering-fast-tracking-Manchester-United-defender-Tyler-Blackett-into-senior-England-squad.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... squad.html</a>


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,hahahahahahahahhahahaha

Hahaha fucking hell. Where's that cockney gobshite Mark ?

 

[BlueHammer85]

So now Roy wants to fast track Tyler Blackett into the England team.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/11114704/Roy-Hodgson-considering-fast-tracking-Manchester-United-defender-Tyler-Blackett-into-senior-England-squad.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... squad.html</a>


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,hahahahahahahahhahahaha

Hahaha fucking hell. Where's that cockney gobshite Mark ?

Here I am northern c*nt.

What do you want ?

 

[stony]

So now Roy wants to fast track Tyler Blackett into the England team.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/11114704/Roy-Hodgson-considering-fast-tracking-Manchester-United-defender-Tyler-Blackett-into-senior-England-squad.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... squad.html</a>


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,hahahahahahahahhahahaha

Hahaha fucking hell. Where's that cockney gobshite Mark ?

Here I am northern c*nt.

What do you want ?

Er, that's 'northern monkey' to you. Get your insults right you jellied eel swallowing pearly button wearing ****.

What was it we said the other day about shite rags getting picked for England ?

 

[Bluewonder]

So now Roy wants to fast track Tyler Blackett into the England team.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/11114704/Roy-Hodgson-considering-fast-tracking-Manchester-United-defender-Tyler-Blackett-into-senior-England-squad.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... squad.html</a>


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,hahahahahahahahhahahaha

FFS! Yet another utterly shit footballer getting picked for England just because he's a rag.

 

[stony]

So now Roy wants to fast track Tyler Blackett into the England team.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/11114704/Roy-Hodgson-considering-fast-tracking-Manchester-United-defender-Tyler-Blackett-into-senior-England-squad.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... squad.html</a>


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,hahahahahahahahhahahaha

FFS! Yet another utterly shit footballer getting picked for England just because he's a rag.

Do you not find it funny ? I think its fucking hilarious.