United Thread 2014/15

[Bobbins]

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£200 Million war chest they said, I opened it and had these two magic beans in it !!

 

[bazbarrybazzer]

Gary Neville is at Mossley Football Club as we speak, just seen him.

Any requests?

 

[BlueTG]

Gary Neville is at Mossley Football Club as we speak, just seen him.

Any requests?

Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry Neville and his brother..

 

[stony]

Gary Neville is at Mossley Football Club as we speak, just seen him.

Any requests?

Ask him if Giggsy has fucked his brothers wife too.

 

[TFC]

"This is your last chance Gary. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, reality kicks in, City are the champions and we are absolute fuckin shite. You take the red pill - you stay in this delusional wonderland most rags seem to live in where we only do things the United way and the warchest is bottomless...."

 

[IrelandSuperman]

"This is your last chance Gary. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, reality kicks in, City are the champions and we are absolute fuckin shite. You take the red pill - you stay in this delusional wonderland most rags seem to live in where we only do things the United way and the warchest is bottomless...."

They think it's all over. It is now.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I know, I know, I inherited it, it's not my first choice either. I hate to say it being Dutch but I'd have gone to Ikea and possibly gone for the oak or Maple

 

[Vienna_70]

At work this morning, the obnoxious one kept repeating, "Sami Khedira, Sami Khedira".

I asked him why a player of Khedira's standing would want to join a mid-table club with no Champions' League.

"We're Man United."

Delusion is a terrible thing.

Or a wonderful thing, depending on your point of view, I suppose.

 

[aguero93:20]

"This is your last chance Gary. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, reality kicks in, City are the champions and we are absolute fuckin shite. You take the red pill - you stay in this delusional wonderland most rags seem to live in where we only do things the United way and the warchest is bottomless...."

Top class, take a bow.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

"This is your last chance Gary. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, reality kicks in, City are the champions and we are absolute fuckin shite. You take the red pill - you stay in this delusional wonderland most rags seem to live in where we only do things the United way and the warchest is bottomless...."

Very good :-)