United Thread 2014/15

[crazyg]

Re: The Dog & Duck Pub Team (aka United) Thread 2014/15

Just remembered an old joke from that era about the smell coming from the Swamp.... It was that man URE. It was not worth waiting all these years for. Sorry!

There's a sign in Bardsley on Ashton/Oldham Rd which always makes me smile 'MANURE FOR SALE' there's what akways seems to be a slight space in the middle of Manure as well.

Unfortunately, the sign has now been changed to HORSE manure. Still, I suppose it now includes a reference to Van Nistelhorse.

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

Re: The Dog & Duck Pub Team (aka United) Thread 2014/15

This has been a turn up for the Boxing Day books. Bluemoon going for a pleasant stroll down Rag memory lane. Van Nistelroy was superb but Tony Dunne and Stepney were crap. Kiddo when he was with them wasn't that great. Charlton, Best and Law all get the praise they deserve. Players not mentioned so far who were absolutely fantastic;

Hayley's dad, Redknapp's errand boy with the missing teeth, Irwin obviously and I always really liked Jimmy Greenhoff and best of all and thank god they only got him towards the end of his career - Arnold Muhren.

Anyway; that's the end of my kickabout in no mans land with the Jerries, back to normal now.

Scum.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Re: The Dog & Duck Pub Team (aka United) Thread 2014/15

Charlton, hit and hope merchant. His words !

 

[BlueRockape]

Re: The Dog & Duck Pub Team (aka United) Thread 2014/15

Carlos Sartori......:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

 

[nowantads]

Re: The Dog & Duck Pub Team (aka United) Thread 2014/15

Is this reality show in mutv?

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-united-send-chefs-players-4875472" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... rs-4875472</a>

Manchester United 'send CHEFS to players' homes' as Louis van Gaal keen on diet advice

 

[crazyg]

Re: The Dog & Duck Pub Team (aka United) Thread 2014/15

Carlos Sartori......:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Was a blue. His family were season ticket holders in the main stand at Maine Road.

 

[laserblue]

Re: The Dog & Duck Pub Team (aka United) Thread 2014/15

Arnie Sidebottom. So shit at football even in a dire rag side heading for relegation that he turned to county cricket full time. (Yes, he's Ryan Sidebottom's dad).

Steve James. A fuck ugly, buck toothed centre half from the same era. Woeful player.

Johnny Aston. A fucking useless fairy of a winger even my rag mates used to despair of week in and week out. Carried by the rest of the team in just about every game. Widely believed to only have got into the first team because his father (also an ex-player called John) was a trainer at the swamp. Tarnished his legacy as an all time shit player for the rags by having his single good game playing an absolute blinder in the 1968 European Cup Final. My rag mates were truly gobsmacked. For my money he was man of the match but he immediately reverted to being complete shit.

John Fitzpatrick. What today would be called a squad player but one one the dirtiest bastards I've ever seen in a rag shirt. And that's saying something.

 

[BlueRockape]

Re: The Dog & Duck Pub Team (aka United) Thread 2014/15

Carlos Sartori......:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Was a blue. His family were season ticket holders in the main stand at Maine Road.

Italian born in Manchester. And fukin crap

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

Re: The Dog & Duck Pub Team (aka United) Thread 2014/15

Carlos Sartori......:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Was a blue. His family were season ticket holders in the main stand at Maine Road.

Italian born in Manchester. And fukin crap

Lived in Collyhurst flats.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Re: The Dog & Duck Pub Team (aka United) Thread 2014/15

Di Maria crocked again - pelvic injury - turning into a cracking buy. What IS the Tactical Turtle doing in training fucking waterboarding and the like ?????