United Thread 2015/16

[newposter]

If that **** martial had signed for anyone else and scored the exact same goals against the exact same teams no one would give a fuck. But cause he plays for Utd he's better than Messi.

 

[worsleyweb]

I in 20000 united fans went to the game last night. Part timers. 649 million nine hundred and sixty five thousand couldn't be arsed.

 

[Shirley]

If that **** martial had signed for anyone else and scored the exact same goals against the exact same teams no one would give a fuck. But cause he plays for Utd he's better than Messi.

It's always been like that and I go back over half a century, I've seen some clowns in my time play for them but they were always selected to play for their country by default.

 

[cookster]

Plenty of Empty Seat and that's just from one camera angle. Funny the MUEN didn't pick it up............

 

[T_C]

"I spend all my time on the Yoo nited thread"

The funnier the downfall the greater the posts.

 

[Tueart1976]

I think we will find that the official attendance will shortly be announced as 75, 560. There wasn't a spare seat to be had as you can see by looking at a few images from last night's game. I bet the atmosphere was electric with non-stop nursery rhythms bouncing from stand to stand...With a knick-knack patty-whack...

 

[bluemike]

Fuckin hell Tueart.
It has been explained by the lurking rag twat that the only empty seats were reserved for Ipswich fans.

 

[1961_vintage]

But suddenly a thought filled him with dread "I spend all my time on the Yoo nited thread"

Exsquisite irony.

Or are we all being John Cooper-Clarkied?

 

[A Blue]

Fuckin hell Tueart.
It has been explained by the lurking rag twat that the only empty seats were reserved for Ipswich fans.

A mate of mine from Thetford booked 30,000 of those seats but they all came down with food poisoning after a meal at a chippy near the ground.

 

[Xedos9]

If that **** martial had signed for anyone else and scored the exact same goals against the exact same teams no one would give a fuck. But cause he plays for Utd he's better than Messi.

...and of course, you'd have loved it if he signed for you lot ???