United Thread 2015/16

[mosssideblue]

Funny thing is, they have the money but good players just don't want to be there because they are shit and have a clown in charge.

Totally agree on both counts.

I genuinely feel we will need to commence the #SOT campaign soon

 

[MCC]

Van Turtle, with a biro firmly wedged between his cheeks, trying to write a letter to him mum is a brilliant, yet disturbing thought.

 

[laserblue]

Kaveh solhekol

1. Face you want to punch
2. Voice like chalk being scraped down a white board
3. Ugly name
4. Know fuck all

Q. What is a Kaveh Solhekol?

A. A strange hamster-like creature that talks like Wallace & Gromit.

 

[The Richard Wright Fan Club]

I was told by a Rag who seems to hear things that they are in discussions with Zlatan, i could see this as being a short term fix in a similar way to them signing the pig shagger. He is convinced that Zlatan is the secret signing and links it to Zlatans comments about his next move being a shock.

Suppose time will tell if there is anything in this.

I fucking hope not. I love Zlatgod. Even at 33 he'd get 15-25 goals a season for them in the league and single handedly drag them to a FA cup kicking and screaming.


DONT DO IT ZLATGOD!!!!!!

 

[mat]

The PR operation is in full swing on 5live.

Rags didn't want Ramos/Pedro etc....

 

[blueskiza]

How much wood could Edward Woodward chuck, if Edward Woodward could chuck wood?

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Hahahahha SNUBBED!

But Sane isnt that bad

Hang on a minute, Saints haven't been given their chance to fuck the Rags off yet, in a week they'll be desperate to sign Joey Barton.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

As Delboy Trotter would often say;

No way Pedro.

 

[aguero93:20]

How much wood could Edward Woodward chuck, if Edward Woodward could chuck wood?

He'd chuck around 300 million different things without actually managing to chuck any wood.

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

Why has Edward Woodward got so many d s in his name?

As otherwise he d be called E war Woo War

 

[superseiyan]

Bale - > Mueller -> Pedro ------------> Mane?

Wow.

Either players dont' want to play for Van Gaal or the Glazers won't open up the purse.

 

[Ducado]

Red Cafe is comody gold tonight

The feck. From Bale to Pedro to Mane.



:confused::nervous::eek:

Please someone shoot me if we sign Mane.

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/sadio-mané-bbc-mufc-have-bid.408248/

 

[stony]

Their fans are desperate for them to hijack the De Bruyne deal.

 

[Ducado]

Another classic line

If LVG wanted Otamendi, he would be here IMO. Its too bad, once Pedro gets here we are only one solid CB away from making a serious run at the EPL and Champs league.

 

[deano ou812]

Another classic line

Can't believe a rag over there wrote that,surely it's someone from here taking the piss with them,right who is it...edit although after scholes apparently saying after last nights game they can win it,it just goes to show even their ex players are delusional.....

 

[Ducado]

Can't believe a rag over there wrote that,surely it's someone from here taking the piss with them,right who is it...

They are very much like Liverpool fans in that they have little self awareness, many know deep down that the turtle is a total fraud of a manager but they just can't bring themselves to admit it, it took them long enough for them to realise that wee Davy was not the new messiah

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

This is how it feels to be City,
This is how it feels to be snall.
We've got Txiki, you've got Eddy Woodward
Eddy Woodward.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

They are very much like Liverpool fans in that they have little self awareness, many know deep down that the turtle is a total fraud of a manager but they just can't bring themselves to admit it, it took them long enough for them to realise that wee Davy was not the new messiah

He was never the messiah. We should know, we've followed a few ;-)

 

[nellyonthewing]

He was never the messiah. We should know, we've followed a few ;-)

God forbid we ever get like them.

 

[aguero93:20]

Nicked from Twitter

Utd fan in a restaurant:

"I'll have the duck please"
"We're out of duck"
"Didn't want it then"
"Sorry?"
"The duck's shite"
"..."
"20 times"