United Thread 2015/16

[Ducado]

They have the best right back in the league apparently or so said a couple of reds who I watched it with - I pointed out that he(if the ref did his job properly) would have given a penalty away and also committed 2 other bookable offences, yet they ignored that and carries on

2 wins which will turn into 3 when they play Newcastle next week can only be a good thing - they are shite! But they will hopefully convince themselves they are good and won't buy anymore players. Having said that, thier clown of a manger could make Messi look shite

They have a very easy start, the thing is they still look as bad as they did last season, so as soon as they play a team with a modicum of quality or fight they will get beat

 

[Blue Hefner]

They have a very easy start, the thing is they still look as bad as they did last season, so as soon as they play a team with a modicum of quality or fight they will get beat

They play Swansea away in a couple of weeks, I'd say Swansea are favourites

 

[manimanc]

We seen the league champions last night boys and girls.
They spent nearly quarter of a billion pounds to get to that world class level we witnessed last night.
It was swash buckling attacking football to make any neutral fan go weak at the knees. Wave after wave after wave of attack poor villa had to cope with.
The jewel in the shit sandwich is memphis Depay or the twat as I like to call him.
He was spellbounding in the Dutch pub league last year. £25m spent on a limp dick. Last night you could have sworn he was drunk. Couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo.
The defence? Wow. Chris stalling must be getting a bonus to put the ball out of play. The hamburgalar at left back somehow managed to breath in for 90 minutes.
They are top of the league and boy do the media want to get their cocks out for them.
100% record. Clean sheets. Plus goal advantage. All these sayings being thrown at us.
We might as well give them the trophy now.

 

[mosssideblue]

We seen the league champions last night boys and girls.
They spent nearly quarter of a billion pounds to get to that world class level we witnessed last night.
It was swash buckling attacking football to make any neutral fan go weak at the knees. Wave after wave after wave of attack poor villa had to cope with.
The jewel in the shit sandwich is memphis Depay or the twat as I like to call him.
He was spellbounding in the Dutch pub league last year. £25m spent on a limp dick. Last night you could have sworn he was drunk. Couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo.
The defence? Wow. Chris stalling must be getting a bonus to put the ball out of play. The hamburgalar at left back somehow managed to breath in for 90 minutes.
They are top of the league and boy do the media want to get their cocks out for them.
100% record. Clean sheets. Plus goal advantage. All these sayings being thrown at us.
We might as well give them the trophy now.

Agreed, were in a fight now for the lower places

 

[mosssideblue]

They have a very easy start, the thing is they still look as bad as they did last season, so as soon as they play a team with a modicum of quality or fight they will get beat

Absolutely. An own goal late on and a deflection against a Villa team who will be fighting relegation. Sterner tests will come and not just from the bigger teams, there are plenty of mid table teams who if they start with belief, will take points off the Rags

 

[nellyonthewing]

It was like watching two snails having sex.
That Misfire Duvet is some player heh.

 

[Phil1]

The only titles this lot will be in contention for are "Lowest number of goals ever scored" "Least entertaining football" and "Most money spent on fucking garbage"... In fact they're not just in contention they'll have them wrapped up before Xmas.

 

[aguero93:20]

The only titles this lot will be in contention for are "Lowest number of goals ever scored" "Least entertaining football" and "Most money spent on fucking garbage"... In fact they're not just in contention they'll have them wrapped up before Xmas.

Don't forget 'ugliest team in competition' and 'most deluded fans' although Stoke and Liverpool will push them close in each respectively.

 

[Phil1]

Don't forget 'ugliest team in competition' and 'most deluded fans' although Stoke and Liverpool will push them close in each respectively.

Looks like a clean sweep for them mate. They've done exceptionally well to wrestle the 'deluded fans' title from the scousers. Credit where credits due.

 

[didsburyblu]

Sky bigging them up this morning saying their top for the first time since August 2013. Could of sworn they were top last week albeit for a couple of hours.
Only thing they top for me is the we play shite football league.
Wonder how many neutrals turned that shite off last night it really was painful to watch at times.
3 shots on target in 2 games is woeful by any standards and if we played that way after the money they spent this summer sky would be slamming us for wasting money yet it seemingly gets overlooked with them