United Thread 2015/16

[pfazz]

Granny shagger getting plenty of stick over on Rag Cafe. Example below.



Utterly fecking useless.

A total donkey.

 

[aguero93:20]

Looks like a clean sweep for them mate. They've done exceptionally well to wrestle the 'deluded fans' title from the scousers. Credit where credits due.

Long may one team or the other hold onto that title as I'll make money off the stupid cunts as long as they do.

 

[superseiyan]

So why do the the lesser teams raise thir game for the likes of us?

Well batter them into oblivion and make teams come out against you already defeated.

You have the tools to do so.

Pellegrini should motivate your team, plan his tactics to do so and unleash your XI accordingly.

 

[Credo]

De Gea falling out with Van Gaal. Last night Januzazj scores, only for Van Gaal to dismiss his all round game in a post match interview. Van Persie out of favour and shipped out. There may be a few more 'internal' explosions at Utd.

 

[pfazz]

Van earthquake can fall out with plenty more people especially if they lose a few and he starts throwing blame about in his arrogant manner. The whole fucking circus could come crashing round his ankles.

 

[schfc6]

Rumour has it Pedro is changing his mind regards United after the treatment of friend David De Doughnut Thief... Enjoyable. Sat watching it in Montpellier last night, a mate said, and I'm not kidding "only Silva and Aguero would get in their side" that's if De Gea stays... I don't know how they do it, it's like their own fans don't watch and are unable to form opinions. In every other walk of life this lad is intelligent and successful..

Don't get it.

 

[2sheikhs]

Could do with them getting a totally undeserved win or draw against Newcastle. Once the window shuts, that's it. Although his transfer dealings aren't that good so it might not even make a difference really.
Players talk, agents talk. I don't think his reputation is very favourable in the football world. As much as the Govan piss pot was arrogant, at least he deflected criticism of his players and got mediocre ones to perform.
The turtle is doing the exact opposite.
Players may be seeing a move to the sty as damaging and they could get publicly humiliated for the loss of form.
I'm sure it's more than just Stoichkov that had his feathers ruffled.

 

[sir baconface]

It was like watching two snails having sex.

Sorry to digress but do you think snails ever suffer from premature ejaculation?

 

[woolleyback blue]

One thing for certain is they won't win the title on goal difference.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Sky sports headline this morning

'Jizzjazz is the answer'

But what exactly is the question?