United Thread 2015/16

[bIue]

Everyone keeps on saying we paid £49M for Sterling and that with add ons, so we shall say they paid £58M for Martial since thats his price with add ons

 

[remember arthur mann]

One more from the Caf:

Remaining players from Fergie's (piss can to you and me) last squad 2012-13.

And then there were...........

 

[kippaxwarrior]

That just can't be right....! €35 mil is ridiculous, but that is bat shit crazy!

Monaco told French tv station canal + the deal is worth upto €80M the bbc have picked up on this saying the French media are staggered at this deal and the amount the rags have offered

 

[BLUEMOON over the Rockies]

Just read this on the De Gea thread, the miserable bastards are losing it!

I hope Messi scores six and he starts to cry, but only after Messi's sixth involved him being hit in the face, leaving him with a broken nose before the ball deflected on to the underside of the bar, back down on to his ass and then over the line, making it the very first own goal ever scored by a goalkeeper with his ass. And then, when everyone's feeling sorry for him for showing such emotion and crying, it is revealed that his tears were not genuine, only the result of it being impossible not to cry salty tears when your nose breaks, and it is revealed that he is, in actual fact, incapable of crying proper tears of sadness. This means that he has to go through his entire life with pent up frustration and sadness, never to experience the magnificent joy and relief of a good cry.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They've just found out that Rojo has been transfer listed over there. They are falling apart at the seams and the collection of fuckwits that inhabit the forum don't know what the fuck is happening.
This has been a glorious day.

Does Ed love anyone enough to give them his last Rojo?

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Griezmann would be a quality signing to be fair. They'll pay through the roof, but they could definitely get him. I just hope all these selling clubs can stay strong on deadline day!

Oh but wait... to get Griezmann they'd have to sign him tonight, is that correct? Does the Spanish market close tonight?

 

[Paulmcfc2703]

Back to the drawing board

 

[cucumberman]

Well gathering from reports from Canal+, l'equipe, Monaco and picked up by BBC, it is definitely likely that the fee of £58 million has indeed changed hands. I can only assume that the add-ons were absolute unconditional clauses like playing in the CL, and first team appearances .

 

[manimanc]

Has rojo been transfer listed?
Fuck me I feel like I'm having an out the body experience.
Not laughed this hard since Sunday.

 

[bobmcfc]

I think they just ruined football