United Thread 2015/16

[shallyman]

I'd rather have cheese than rats, hey Shallyman.

Or maybe you eat them.

You can have that one, Dicky.

 

[Richard]

Hi Shallyman...

 

[Yates]

I'm laughing coz you clearly don't think that Sterling will score as many goals as our 25m winger, Depay. The golden boy indeed. Can I hear a truck reversing?

 

[Sigh]

Spot the rag. Spot the rag-loving media.

 

[Big Dave Watson]

It's 36 million basic -

rising to a maximum of 57 million based on criteria such as performances, goals, success in competitions etc. Plus 20% of any sell-on fee down the road.

Which works out at...

...36 million.

So people have been talking bolocks on here then about £58m basic + add ons.

 

[Paulmcfc2703]

I'm laughing coz you clearly don't think that Sterling will score as many goals as our 25m winger, Depay. The golden boy indeed. Can I hear a truck reversing?

To be fair I think the wording of the bet is clever. 'All competitions' as you have no chance winning the PL surely you will prioritise the cups so Depay will play much more league cup games (assuming you don't get twatted by a lower league team again).

We all know that scoring a brace against Ipswich will once again make him a world beater. It'll also be easier for Depay to score against Europa League teams as well.

For what its worth I think you are a great WUM. Keep it up!

 

[Blue_Rossy]

Lol, shally is just utterly fishing guys. He's casting out bullshit and hoping to reel some of you in. Just ignore the deluded cock dribble. They can't seem to handle there club is on the decline and fast.

 

[-nibz-]

 

[Why Always Ste]

@shallyman is a Blue.... Although I'm finding it entertaining :D

Probably a previously exiled bluemooner who's getting his revenge on you all :P

 

[shallyman]

I already said I'll take it on goals and assists combined. A much better comparison of who's the better player as it measures how many goals they're actually involved in for their team. You do realise a wingers first job is to set up goals?

Okay, I will take the bet. Memphis Depay will achieve more goals and assists combined than Raheem Sterling in all competitions. I'll see you in May, Mr Aguero. You should start thinking now about ways in which to fill your time. Perhaps start courting or reading books instead?