United Thread 2015/16

[TheBlueDune]

Hello? Real Madrid?

It's Ed Woodward here.
Ed....
Woodward....
No, Woodward.
Yes, like the actor.
No, I'm not him.
Equaliser? No that's the actor?
Yes. It is funny that equaliser is a football term. Ha ha ha.
Now I'd like to buy one of your players.
Which one?
Well, any to be honest, but we are the world's biggest club and we can buy....
Hello?
Hello?
Is that Real Madrid?
Hello?

 

[jimharri]

One can hope eh? Im suprised its come from the bbc

I'd say whoever penned (typed?) that article has an appointment down at his/her local job centre in the morning.

 

[Blueknows]

I'd say whoever penned (typed?) that article has an appointment down at his/her local job centre in the morning.

McNulty

 

[Gundogan's Moustache]

Didn't take them long

 

[Blueknows]

Didn't take them long

Arf at that last line "he wont be winning trophies anymore" how ironic

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Arf at that last line "he wont be winning trophies anymore" how ironic

is he staying at united after all

 

[TonyM]

Arf at that last line "he wont be winning trophies anymore" how ironic

So funny yet so sad.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Arf at that last line "he wont be winning trophies anymore" how ironic

I know - are PSG about to enter a slump too Lol??? Fucking muppets aren't they???

 

[EricBrooksGhost]

McNulty

I noticed him accused of being a Scouse sycophant this week; explains things.

 

[bluemoon98]

that's the same song they sang at tevez... not winning trophies.

Lol. Tevez won a few tbh.

Anyway di maria is more than likely gonna go further in the CL than the rags this year. Win Ligue 1 and maybe the french cup?

But he won't win any more trophies not playing for the biggest club in the world. ARF

 

[IH8MUFC]

Arf at that last line "he wont be winning trophies anymore" how ironic

He went from champions league winner without the rags to winning no trophies with the rags.

 

[stony]

Arf at that last line "he wont be winning trophies anymore" how ironic

I know a better version.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Never mind Equalizer,watch out for a wicker man being built on the swamp car park, we all know what happened next

There's a certain degree of irony that a guy more readily associated with The Equaliser is now in charge of recruitment for a club which has fallen behind and is desperately scrambling to get back on even terms.

 

[Sergi0 Na5r1]

Wonder how their line-up that includes Ramos, Otamendi, Pedro, Ronaldo and Muller is coming along...

 

[bluethrunthru]

Never mind Equalizer,watch out for a wicker man being built on the swamp car park, we all know what happened next

Yeah - Britt Ekland had a ham shank !!

 

[hutton who blue]

Wonder how their line-up that includes Ramos, Otamendi, Pedro, Ronaldo and Muller is coming along...

Their team of snubs makes some team. Still, they've got Van nut job and Smalling and Jones to pull them through. Lol

 

[Tarzan41]

Wonder how their line-up that includes Ramos, Otamendi, Pedro, Ronaldo and Muller is coming along...

Pedro is on the bench. Bale starts

 

[sir baconface]

And so they move into the final phase of the transfer window... also known as the "any fcuker who'll join us" stage.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Rome wasn't built in a day. Eddie was on that job mind you.

And he only built Rome because Paris, Berlin, Moscow, Madrid and London snubbed him.

I've updated my little ditty from earlier:
This is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small.
You've got Woodward
We've got Soriano, Soriano.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

this is so funny....snubbed to fcuk again by players of quality. Oh how the tables have turned

they have gone from...Ramos (snubbed), Otamendi (snubbed), Bale (snubbed), Ronaldo (snubbed), Muller (snubbed) and now Pedro (snubbed)

but hey they are looking at Mane now......oh wait