United Thread 2015/16

[Magicpants]

Reports coming out now that Mourinho is in talks with PSG to replace Blanc.

Didn't Blanc sign a contract extension a few weeks ago?

 

[mancity dan]

Let's see how close to Sunday's teamsheet they will put out tonight:

De Gea
Valencia
Smalling
Blind
Borthwick-Jackson
Carrick
Rooney
Mata
Lingard
Martial
Rashford

Subs: Romero, Jones, Varela, Young, Herrera, Pereira, Memphis

 

[aguero93:20]

Oooof!

Hmmm... Fair trade that I reckon, they're still getting lower points totals every year under Van Gaal and Chelsea should improve next year even if Leicester fall away.

 

[It just had to be BLUE.]

An insider at Near Manchester United shares are going to take a very dramatic nose dive..

I know your all gutted.

 

[mat]

 

[MillisleBlue]

So, ahead of tonight's game, who holds the record for having the most players sent off in a Premiership fixture?

 

[jaiguruKun]

How about flying a banner across old Trafford? "Not 19 tonight"

 

[mat]

Tonight's playlist?

 

[laserblue]

19-1 would be even funnier than 18-0. But then 9-0 is the Premier League record.

 

[mat]

19-1 would be even funnier than 18-0. But then 9-0 is the Premier League record.

To Bournemouth would be hilarious.

 

[M18CTID]

If they win 25-7 then it's a play-off between us and them for that final CL spot.

Naturally I hope they win 25-8!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

If they win 25-7 then it's a play-off between us and them for that final CL spot.

Naturally I hope they win 25-8!

Although funny the thought of either red cards or injuries, a 0-3 result and abuse from the stands sounds much better to me.

 

[SWP's back]

Twattenberg disallows the 19th for fuck all....

19-1 would be better. Last minute consolation

 

[Malscigar]

It'll be an entertaining 0-0

 

[mat]

Pig farmer in provisional germany squad. How much did they pay for that?

 

[jimharri]

Tonight's playlist?

"Tick tick tick tick BOOM"!


Too soon?

 

[mat]

MAUREEN WILL BE MANAGING THE HOME DUG OUT AT THE SWAMP!!!!!!














.....For Socceraid.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

So, ahead of tonight's game, who holds the record for having the most players sent off in a Premiership fixture?

Can't be more than 4
At the fifth the ref is obliged to abandon the game.

Sheffield United under Colin Wanker tried to do it.

 

[laserblue]

Pig farmer in provisional germany squad. How much did they pay for that?

When the rags signed sicknote piggy I wondered if he'd manage more than the paltry 12 starts he made for Bayern last season. Fair play to him. He managed 13.

 

[chris63]

Sky Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 34s34 seconds ago
BREAKING: Sky sources: Manchester United tell Jose Mourinho that manager's job is his if Louis van Gaal leaves this summer. #SSNHQ

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