United thread 2015/16

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BBC sport site has a scum 11 thing on it that has all the current squad as well as any players the media have 'linked' them with. You can make your own rag first 11 for next season. I clicked on the striker option and there were 25 to choose from! Ycnmiu - except they have.
I hope the beeb keep it there all summer so we can take the piss properly. About six keepers too, although of course de gay is not leaving.
 
aguero93:20 said:
It's times like this you miss Garry Cook. We should be all over this like a rash, buy the rights from Chelsea, license it to the cunts so they have to pay us a fee for every piece of merchandise they sell with any relation to Maureen's name and shut down all the rag fans selling tat outside the swamp on matchdays unless they agree to sell 'Cunted' and 'Sick Swan' Rag merch.
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I like the cut of your jib, sir!
 
nixmith2 said:
Sorry! I only learnt PEG yesterday, remind me what is GPC & what is Ticket Tout a reference to?
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GPC = Govan Piss Can (he's from Govan and he's an old wino smelling of piss, shite and the doc leaves he's used to wipe his arse on the hard shoulder). Ticket Tout - Bobby Charlton a.k.a. the shitting dog (shakes like a dog with Diarrhea), charged with selling on FA cup final tickets at inflated prices to rag fans.
 
nixmith2 said:
Sorry! I only learnt PEG yesterday, remind me what is GPC & what is Ticket Tout a reference to?
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Also don't ever use the word 'tout' too frequently if visiting Northern Ireland, it means a rat spying for the British in the Catholic/Nationalist communities there, you may get kneecapped and have your hands smashed with a claw hammer. Lovely folk really.
 
aguero93:20 said:
GPC = Govan Piss Can (he's from Govan and he's an old wino smelling of piss, shite and the doc leaves he's used to wipe his arse on the hard shoulder). Ticket Tout - Bobby Charlton a.k.a. the shitting dog (shakes like a dog with Diarrhea), charged with selling on FA cup final tickets at inflated prices to rag fans.
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or RED CUNTS for short
 
aguero93:20 said:
It's times like this you miss Garry Cook. We should be all over this like a rash, buy the rights from Chelsea, license it to the cunts so they have to pay us a fee for every piece of merchandise they sell with any relation to Maureen's name and shut down all the rag fans selling tat outside the swamp on matchdays unless they agree to sell 'Cunted' and 'Sick Swan' Rag merch.
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Although I think your suggestion is tongue in cheek, I'd die a little bit inside if we ever did something like this. I prefer ignoring them these days, much classier approach than we had a few years ago. They're now looking to get one over us, we've seen that video of their players singing about us after the final on Saturday.
 
Helmet Cole said:
BBC sport site has a scum 11 thing on it that has all the current squad as well as any players the media have 'linked' them with. You can make your own rag first 11 for next season. I clicked on the striker option and there were 25 to choose from! Ycnmiu - except they have.
I hope the beeb keep it there all summer so we can take the piss properly. About six keepers too, although of course de gay is not leaving.
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I await the burnley version ...

... You know, fair impartial balance for the other 19 teams...

Sigh
 
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