United thread 2017/18

[Hoghead]

I wouldn't write them off yet for the title. Still a lot of football to be played and 11 points is 4 losses to their 0 losses. If it it's still 11 points or better still 14 points difference after the Watford game then the current grin on my face will start to widen.

 

[Neville Kneville]

I wouldn't write them off yet for the title. Still a lot of football to be played and 11 points is 4 losses to their 0 losses. If it it's still 11 points or better still 14 points difference after the Watford game then the current grin on my face will start to widen.

The title will be determined by whether we fuck up or not. It won't be determined by them. They were supposed to do that last week, but couldn't get out of their own half.

If we fuck up completely, there is absolutely no guarantee Utd will be the team which benefits from it.

 

[MarsLlama]

Whichever attacking players United sign (Griezmann, Perisic, Bale) they will be made to look average or poor by the dreadful tactics of their manager. Look what he's done to Mkhitaryan, Mata and Ibrahimovic, all once considered world class. The first two in particular are recurring jokes now, nothing more. Mourinho is a bitter, stubborn man who belongs nowhere near a team that call themselves the biggest in the world.

The other big problem is their transfer policy. They buy big names without a second thought to how they will fit in.

 

[mat]

Received this text yesterday after the match which just sums up that shit club and fans to a tee.

"It’s good to see the celebrations and them storming the pitch, just reminds me that we’re the biggest club in the world."

You're mates with Phil Chuckle?

Unlucky....

:)

 

[mat]

They are going to blame the kit next.

 

[mat]

Rag PR going overtime.

It's as if every pundit on SSN has been told to prefix the swamp dwellers with the phrase "The Greatest Club in the world"

 

[oman0115]

Phil Chuckle was amazing last night 'The Bristol have come to see Man United tonight' the greatest team in the world. Then the look of devastation on his face when Bristol drew City! Awesome!

 

[St.Pauli support]

"Manchester United's trip to Bristol this week turned into a journey to forget in more ways than one.
United's intended flight to the south west on Tuesday was diverted to Cardiff due to fog.
Mourinho and his squad then returned to the Welsh capital after their surprise 2-1 Carabao Cup defeat by Championship side,
only to discover that the fog was too bad for them to return by air.
Instead, they had to make the journey on the team bus, returning to Manchester at 5am."

They got used to the bus.
Bus Babes?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Phil Chuckle was amazing last night 'The Bristol have come to see Man United tonight' the greatest team in the world. Then the look of devastation on his face when Bristol drew City! Awesome!

And with the Bristol City fans having seen the rags, they’ll be thinking “ If that’s a team that’s CL R16 quality, then we must have a chance of top four”.

 

[mat]

I hope the only one available was a local commuter bus...