United thread 2017/18

[Vienna_70]

shouldnt it be Cyclops Hulk as he is green and one eyed

Nah.

He’s not incredible.

 

[Dreadzone]

It's not 'pain' it's history.

How much lighter can we be ? We are floating on fucking air. And we get to dump on Manchester Utd, as we float by. It's paradise.

I have plenty of banter, with genuine Utd fans, who have a balanced view on football & I was doing that when we were in the 3rd division & before that, when they were in the 2nd.

If we had any history here at City, parts of it would actually be shared with Utd, but unfortunately, we don't, apparently. But never mind, we'll get some, eventually.

Most Utd (& Liverpool) fans I encounter, are total ****s, who I wouldn't want to spend time with, even if there was no such thing as football, it's just a happy coincidence, that we now get to rub their faces in shit.

It's also a happy coincidence, that the most obnoxious **** in football, decided to become Utd's manager & is helping show up the whole organisation for what it is & we get to kill two birds with one stone. It's perfection.

If Utd didn't exist, life would be wonderful. But the fact they do, & we get to take a huge dump, all over them, over & over, is beyond wonderful.

I can't imagine how long it will take, for that pleasure to wear off, but I think it will be a long time, as they keep providing us with new angles for it, each day.

Oh by the way:

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...mier-league-shirt-values-to-191m-9635617.html

https://www.statista.com/statistics/385345/chevrolet-car-sales-in-the-united-kingdom/

“If Utd didn't exist, life would be wonderful.” On the contrary my friend. Used to feel that way for more years than I care to count. But, and this may be a sad thing to admit, I’m Friggin doing cartwheels that they exist AND watching our rise. I savour their gloating pain! ...Great post!

 

[FantasyIreland]

Please mods can't you just ban the fucker he's doing my box in

I like him.

 

[Indaparkside]

I like him.

I like you but that doesn't mean you can't fook him off

 

[chedinho]

On a wind up? I'm honestly not mate. Just making polite conversation really. It's like everything I say gets reinterpreted through some strange Alice, through the looking glass, filtering prism. It's like getting accused of racism, of being a reactionary right winger for critiquing the inherent conservatism of neoliberal political correctness practices.

which prism you in.what you done!!!

 

[squirtyflower]

I've already said that I'm not denying there is a rivalry emerging between us since 2008 but that it just is not anything like the fierce rivalry with Liverpool. We know you too well our kiddo, that's why so many reds are ok with your new found success.

Utter fucking bullshit

 

[Neville Kneville]

“If Utd didn't exist, life would be wonderful.” On the contrary my friend. Used to feel that way for more years than I care to count. But, and this may be a sad thing to admit, I’m Friggin doing cartwheels that they exist AND watching our rise. I savour their gloating pain! ...Great post!

Which is what I'm saying.

It would be great anyway, but it's even better pissing on them.

 

[JASR]

Yet in order for the attendances posted to be true, they would have to be more or less full.

The PL attendance this season varies by less than 400 - lowest to highest.
That’s about 0.5%

Even a minor local flu level rise would cause more than 400 in total, out of 75000 to miss going.

Complete fantasy that it’s full.
Sold out , maybe, as with City.
But full, no chance.

Saying that the attendance average is starting to be at least slightly nonNorth Korean election style. It’s 99%, rather than the 99.9% it’s been for many many years.
Perhaps the difference between fiction and reality was becoming too much to hold back.

 

[roj]

On a wind up? I'm honestly not mate. Just making polite conversation really. It's like everything I say gets reinterpreted through some strange Alice, through the looking glass, filtering prism. It's like getting accused of racism, of being a reactionary right winger for critiquing the inherent conservatism of neoliberal political correctness practices.

Champion of the syllables league. It’s something I s’pose.

 

[Dreadzone]

Please don't take this the wrong way but our hatred of the red scouse will always be our priority.
That's not to say that there is no rivalry with you emerging but at the moment you're at 4 titles, hardly threatening our status at the top. Why do you think we were so relieved when you beat them to the title the year of the big Stevie me Slip ? If you can keep the chasing pack at bay for a few years you'll be doing us a favour, trust me. In a way we're in this together somehow.

And, up to this post, you were doing really well! Nope, I’m out. Bye