United thread 2017/18

[basokla]

Los Angelinos when the temp is below 65 F (18 C). He'll fit right in there.

Ha! So true!

 

[The perfect fumble]

Carbon Dating ;)

The cunning plan to get their hands on the Premier League trophy...

 

[mat]

As per the Brexit farce,the rags tendered out the rights to write their songs to Improve the atmosphere. Bluemoon won it!

Come on blues let’s get writing those songs for the plastics to sing loud and proud.

U.N.I.T.E.D
Bore the fucking pants off me
With the shit twats playing from the back
Park the fucking bus at home
Send the useless twats on loan

 

[citytilllidie]

[QUOTE="jrb, post: 10879722, member: 11759
"The Manchester United women’s team must be built in the same image and with the same principles as the men's first team and offer academy players a clear route to top-level football within the club."[/QUOTE]

That's them goosed then. What are they like at parking?

 

[mat]

[QUOTE="jrb, post: 10879722, member: 11759
"The Manchester United women’s team must be built in the same image and with the same principles as the men's first team and offer academy players a clear route to top-level football within the club."

That's them goosed then. What are they like at parking?[/QUOTE]
Maybe they are are on about the drinking and shagging?

 

[citytilllidie]

Think so yes despite promising to walk out with the title lol. Should have missed half of the season last year with suspension if officials did their jobs properly

I suppose we could've let him walk out with the title in a couple of weeks. Well, hold it for a bit. This is what you could've won pal!

 

[citytilllidie]

I was amused that Mr Woodward, Mr Arnold and someBODY's son are all on the same page. The End!

 

[Oystercatcher28]

I suppose we could've let him walk out with the title in a couple of weeks. Well, hold it for a bit. This is what you could've won pal!

if it happens, we should get a big Bullseye Jim Bowen photo blown up and slapped on The Theatre of Swamp Dreams

 

[I'm With Stupid]

As per the Brexit farce,the rags tendered out the rights to write their songs to Improve the atmosphere. Bluemoon won it!

Come on blues let’s get writing those songs for the plastics to sing loud and proud.

U.N.I.T.E.D
Bore the fucking pants off me
With the shit twats playing from the back
Park the fucking bus at home
Send the useless twats on loan

Replace twats with the c-word and you have a nice synchronicity with the previous line.

 

[vmsuhail]

Zlatan couldn't handle Pep winning the League. Poor bloke.