United thread 2017/18

[The perfect fumble]

You forgot Buttner or whatever his name was.

I think whatever his name was plays for FC Fuckall in the haven't got a clue league, along with all the other rag next big things.

 

[laughing gravy]

Dalot will be viewed now as the best full back in the history of football since Matteo Darmian and Luke Shaw before that

will him and fred be picked for england?

 

[KentBlue]

Martin Tyler is already practising his over-exuberant puns ("That's Dalot" etc) whenever the new signing touches the ball. But then Tyler is a čunt.

 

[mat]

Have they a.ready won the PL yet?

It's Liverpool's year you know...

 

[mat]

Martin Tyler is already practising his over-exuberant puns ("That's Dalot" etc) whenever the new signing touches the ball. But then Tyler is a čunt.

Dalot of ****s!

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Dalot of ****s!

*Doffs cap*

 

[laserblue]

You forgot Buttner or whatever his name was.

And top Uruguayan full back Guillermo Varela.

 

[Barcon]

Is this prick a right back or left back?

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

The best young fullback in the world who has played six times in the Portugese league and never been capped at full level. Oh dear.

 

[malg]

I wonder how many games it will take for them to come out with the often used "next Duncan Edwards"? It's actually fucking disrespectful to Duncan Edwards - I'm sure the fucking tits said it about that dickhead Jones when he first joined!