United thread 2017/18

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

Hope the concert was shit ... removing the dilemma of having to applaud when City aren’t playing :O

The concert was great, but Mick Jagger said they were pleased to play this historic stadium.......you should have heard the boo's from the audience.

 

[andyhinch]

Was in Home Bargains on Ashton Snipe with the Mrs today & who should I see on the counter?
None other than Andy Tate, was dying to say give it to giggsy but didn't want to get in bother with the wife.

That wouldn't have stopped me, but tbh your Mrs doesn't like me that much ;-)

 

[dom]

Brilliant - the back page of tomorrows Express describes Fred as " uniteds missing link" ? Thought that was Pogbad. Or Matic. Or Sanchez...............fuck me it was Tia Maria and Memphis Meat Pie back in the day............. their missing link is harder to find than the one between cro-magnon man and homo sapiens

Excellent post...

 

[dom]

Brilliant - the back page of tomorrows Express describes Fred as " uniteds missing link" ? Thought that was Pogbad. Or Matic. Or Sanchez...............fuck me it was Tia Maria and Memphis Meat Pie back in the day............. their missing link is harder to find than the one between cro-magnon man and homo sapiens

Excellent post...

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Brilliant - the back page of tomorrows Express describes Fred as " uniteds missing link" ? Thought that was Pogbad. Or Matic. Or Sanchez...............fuck me it was Tia Maria and Memphis Meat Pie back in the day............. their missing link is harder to find than the one between cro-magnon man and homo sapiens

I thought it went to Everton when it got too old, slow, fat and bald.

 

[dom]

Hope the concert was shit ... removing the dilemma of having to applaud when City aren’t playing :O

I was at the swamp gig last night....fookin scum out to fleece at the max.... actually went for a relxed preload at LCC....watching a Roses Derby free of charge .....great gig by the Stones’ though...still buzzin tonight

 

[bluethrunthru]

£19mil for a RB with 8 first team appearances and we sold Maffeo for less than half that..Not sure which is worse tbh

Yeah but what a great 8 appearances - as shown by this

Diogo Dalot: Manchester United sign Porto right-back for £19m

Manchester United have signed the "best young full-back in Europe" in Diogo Dalot, says manager Jose Mourinho.

By Simon Stone

BBC Sport

Fancy Simon Stone reporting that eh?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I heard a rumor that edwould wouldwould said to peg, who do you want? Bale? Ronaldo? Willian? Alderweireld?

And Peg answered get Dalot.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

I heard a rumor that edwould wouldwould said to peg, who do you want? Bale? Ronaldo? Willian? Alderweireld?

And Peg answered get Dalot.

 

[Dreadzone]

I heard a rumor that edwould wouldwould said to peg, who do you want? Bale? Ronaldo? Willian? Alderweireld?

And Peg answered get Dalot.

So glad I wasn’t drinking! Classic!