United thread 2017/18

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calum down said:
similarly, i had lunch today with (unbeknown to me beforehand) a rag.
the çunt nearly ruined my day.

by the time he brought up footy i had already realised he was a right dick.
being a yorkshireman, he of course knew everything about everything.

all of a sudden he came straight out with, "did you see the man united game?"
i replied "no, but i heard city played well." just to test the water sort of thing.
"city are shit," came the angry response, "they're only 1 point above us."

as is not difficult to imagine, i was momentarily confused by this.
i mumbled that i didn't really follow football
and changed the subject to the paying of the bill.

thankfully he offered to pay if i got the next one.
i agreed, safe in the knowledge i'd never speak to him again, let alone lunch.

although it cost me no money, it was a total waste of an hour of life.

the thick fuckers should be forced to declare their affliction in advance.
in the same way lepers have to warn people they are coming,
rags should be made to ring a bell and shout, "beware! i have bacon on my face!"
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A white rose man supporting the rags?
 
Machiavelli said:
I knew it was that, I was just wondering how he knew what folk on here had dubbed VG a few seasons ago when he has just joined?
I suspect he's been on here before and returned for mischief.
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Ah right. Apologies for screwing up your trap bait ;)
 
Octamali said:
They will be very dangerous at the Swamp if all there big men are fit. They will go long from the start to beat our high press. Stones, Otto & Vinny will be the only outfield players over 6FT we have. Don't think we'll go 3 at the back though.

This could be much like the 4 - 2 Derby when they had TT managing. They just kept knocking it long to A&E & he was winning every header & knocking it down to Young & Mata to create havoc. It's not just A&E we have to deal with now though. There could be Pogba, Matic, Lukaku & maybe Ibra all on the pitch at the same time too.
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Octamali said:
They will be very dangerous at the Swamp if all there big men are fit. They will go long from the start to beat our high press. Stones, Otto & Vinny will be the only outfield players over 6FT we have. Don't think we'll go 3 at the back though.

This could be much like the 4 - 2 Derby when they had TT managing. They just kept knocking it long to A&E & he was winning every header & knocking it down to Young & Mata to create havoc. It's not just A&E we have to deal with now though. There could be Pogba, Matic, Lukaku & maybe Ibra all on the pitch at the same time too.
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Machiavelli said:
A white rose man supporting the rags?
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i have to admit it didn't surprise me after our conversation.

he is a friend of a friend who'd reckoned he might be able to help me with something.
naturally, he couldn't.
in fact, it turned out actually he was after something from me, for free.
not that yorkshiremen are tight or anything stereotypical like that.
 
and not that i meant to offend any posters on here who suffer from leprosy.
 
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