United thread 2017/18

[Sky Blue]

Boring red cünts......

 

[East Level 2]

Not a single attempt at goal in an entire half of football says it all.

And that's why they'll run us close - consistency.
They didn't touch the ball in our penalty area during the second half when they came to our place last season.
They can park the bus in all circumstances.
They might change the bus occasionally depending on the opposition; so double-decker for Stoke, bendy bus for those tricky Europeans and probably a double-decker bendy bus with added trailer when we rock up.

 

[Vienna_70]

You got that one spot on.
Must admit I thought they would genuinely counter a bit.
Didn't see the match as I was driving to ours but from the radio it sounded grim.

Same for us.

I had to work up until about 1:45, so we only heard the last half hour or so, but it sounded awful.

 

[bornblueegg]

Radio commentator actually remarked that if this was game of the day the MoTD wasn't worth watching....

 

[manimanc]

I'll just leave this here.

 

[journolud]

We should do a chant along these lines

Your starter for ten;

Are you bored, are you bored
On Mourinhos double decker

Park the bus, park the bus,
where d'ya think it'll get ya

United Way, United way
sitting on the bus all day

While the blues, come out to play
blowing all the league away...

 

[manimanc]

Your starter for ten;

Are you bored, are you bored
On Mourinhos double decker

Park the bus, park the bus,
where d'ya think it'll get ya

United Way, United way
sitting on the bus all day

While the blues, come out to play
blowing all the league away...

Love this.

 

[SWP's back]

Decades?! Kinell.

Since 1894 actually.

 

[waspish]

Your starter for ten;

Are you bored, are you bored
On Mourinhos double decker

Park the bus, park the bus,
where d'ya think it'll get ya

United Way, United way
sitting on the bus all day

While the blues, come out to play
blowing all the league away...

Haha quality

 

[Tuearts right boot]