United thread 2017/18

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Remember when they thought they were in a title race hahahaha

Remember when they'd already won it in August?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

If these scum players are on a par with ours as the ragcafe suggests, there can only be one answer - the manager must be a total fuckwit.

Which is the correct answer .

 

[laserblue]

Didn't the definition of United fans include everyone who has ever watched or read about them? And thus every single opposition football fan in the world?

That's what I heard plus the company that conducted the survey showed the ridiculously small sample size a photo of Rooney and a picture of the badge. Anyone who recognised either or who admitted to ever having watched them on TV was classed as a 'follower' and the number extrapolated to arrive at the ludicrous figure of 659 million followers worldwide. As soon as the club got hold of this number they changed the word 'followers' to 'fans' and yet another rag lie was born.

 

[Groke]

You're right. United floated that absurd number when they were in the process of fleecing their fans during the "floatation for fools". The FT at the time said the true figure was likely to be half that touted by the rags, but even the FT's figure was greater than the population of the USA and the scum used such a loose definition for what constituted a fan, everyone in here was probably counted.

In reality, if it was 100th of the half mooted by the Ft it would be a gross exaggeration. The fickle populous of the UK sport more Barcelona and Real shirts than the scum nowadays, never mind Spanish speaking countries and Asia.

 

[KCblue]

If these scum players are on a par with ours as the ragcafe suggests, there can only be one answer - the manager must be a total fuckwit.

Shhh! They think he's the chosen one and go on and on about his success at Porto and Inter and guiding them to Community Shield glory! Let them live in their own world where they think he's got them playing the way they should ;)

 

[happy daze]

You're right. United floated that absurd number when they were in the process of fleecing their fans during the "floatation for fools". The FT at the time said the true figure was likely to be half that touted by the rags, but even the FT's figure was greater than the population of the USA and the scum used such a loose definition for what constituted a fan, everyone in here was probably counted.

Lot of floaters there,what else floats? ah yes turds,seems appropriate.

 

[PepInYourStep]

The bedwetters on ragcafe aren't taking tonight's result too well. Long may it continue haha

 

[aguero93:20]

Lot of floaters there,what else floats? ah yes turds,seems appropriate.

We all float down here...

 

[Bilboblue]

That's not true really. You need to read more of his posts mate - he respects his surroundings (probably more than I do on there) but he's also had plenty of run-ins with United fans on there and is more than capable of sticking up for himself. You can't expect someone to go bowling into a rival's forum like a bull in a china shop and firing shots all over the place because it will just get you a ban in no time.

Whilst I used 'artistic licence' (i.e. exaggerated a bit), his posts wind me up, half are ok, but when you read his posts while games are going on (I read them later, as I am usually at the match) you VERY often see a manyoo fan slating City for something, or slagging off a player, and that idiot agrees with them!

I have no time for an 'uncle tom' like that, I know what you mean about respecting your host and all that, (one reason I'd never sign up there) but he oversteps that mark, every fekkin day. Maybe it is because he is also an armchair fan.

Keep up the good work @M18CTID

 

[goater555]

@M18CTID

I know they are desperate to clean City threads from their forum but haven't they got a Sterling thread over there you could bump? They normally like these racism/assault stories over there, I mean, some of the Chelsea ones can go on for weeks.

 

[vmsuhail]

The bedwetters on ragcafe aren't taking tonight's result too well. Long may it continue haha

They are on course for 87 points, yet so far away from the Title race. It must be really hurting them.

 

[hertsblue]

Would be nice if the Bristol City manager stops wanking off to Mourinho. So far its " I have all his books" and "I raided a piggy bank to buy a bottle of wine he likes". Rolling over before a ball is kicked

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Would be nice if the Bristol City manager stops wanking off to Mourinho. So far its " I have all his books" and "I raided a piggy bank to buy a bottle of wine he likes". Rolling over before a ball is kicked

Well there is a long line of those types ......................................all the ex Rags ie Bruce, Hughes etc, etc set the example .

 

[citytill1die84]

Hahahahaha The sun think Hazard to the rags for 90m hahaha what foot would that be for?

PMSL talk about how to sell a paper.

 

[Silvercloud]

Hahahahaha The sun think Hazard to the rags for 90m hahaha what foot would that be for?

PMSL talk about how to sell a paper.

Is that the same Hazard who helped get him sacked a couple of years ago?

 

[laughing gravy]

i bet there shittin themselves lol http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42390058

 

[citytill1die84]

Is that the same Hazard who helped get him sacked a couple of years ago?

Yep YCNMIU

 

[I'm With Stupid]

They are on course for 87 points, yet so far away from the Title race. It must be really hurting them.

Especially since they know that Mourinho's meltdown will come like clockwork next season. This is their big chance.

 

[PW]

i bet there shittin themselves lol http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42390058

All we need now is for farmers to stop buying agricultural machinery from the scums official tractor sponsor.

 

[mat]

Would be nice if the Bristol City manager stops wanking off to Mourinho. So far its " I have all his books" and "I raided a piggy bank to buy a bottle of wine he likes". Rolling over before a ball is kicked

He bought a player out as well to see half the squad are rags.