United thread 2017/18

[Falcao]

Not when it comes to rags lol

Hi

 

[malg]

hello

 

[vincent]

Why the fuck PSG would want him? Surely they've been watching the turgid shite being served up so far.

I’m not convinced they are, reckon this is all coming from the jose camp as his relationship with Ed is deteriorating quickly.

 

[The blue phantom]

I'm sure he said he was at a derby where Keane scored but was proven to be on the cricket field at the time.

Proper red, proper wanker.

Yep. It was the match where Keane did Alfie haaland, Irani didn't just say he was there but went into detail abt being only yards away and how even utd fans were gobsmacked around him. And as you say he was playing cricket hundreds of miles away.

I actually remember the **** saying he got his matches mixed up when it was pointed out to him. I mean just WTF.

 

[blueincy]

Lingard out run by the referee...:-)

Yes, referee Anthony Taylor ran faster than him...

 

[denislawsbackheel]

hello

Got out of bed at last have you?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I was at a cricket match at the real Old Trafford last summer and made a remark about Utd to a friend.

A fellow two or three rows in front turned round and butted in uninvited, saying "Just you buggers wait till war breaks out in the Middle East and your oil money dries up".

We know they are deluded, but has there ever been a more outlandish remark? I managed to keep a civil tongue in my head and put him right, insofar as you can talk sense to a Red.

If our oil money dries up then I suspect same will be true for the rest of the Middle East and there won't be much football being played at all. Fucking moron.

 

[malg]

Lingard out run by the referee...:-)

Yes, referee Anthony Taylor ran faster than him...

Oh dear.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Is Fellaini really suing New Balance saying their boots made him play bad ?

You can’t get made to measure for cloven hooves though.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Second name Kerr is it?

No you’re thinking of Jim’s brother