United thread 2017/18

[Grassland Blue]

Brilliant - they are fucked now! Pogpa clearly has issues and will never be fit or consistent plus he is a complete twat. Lukaku is a 30 million pound mid table striker. They are just a big team of cloggers. They have a manager who is outdated and will need a big pay off. There ground is like a 1960s physics lab. The fans are all wankers. All 659 million of them. They have a fat left back they paid 30 million for. A 32 million pound centre half from Sweden who is shit. Mata is a lovely bloke but no pace. The Armenian has proved to be a bit shit. Jones is pig ugly. Lindergard is a scrote. Martial has French issues. Rashford wants to play for us. The goalies girlfriend will dump him if he stays in Manchester much longer. Ibrahimovic is 53. Their neighbours are playing the best football the premiership has ever seen with a manager who is pleasant. They have a vile narcissistic wanker who lives in a hotel and has not settled. Their training ground is near a load of ugly pylons. They are a fucking repugnant classless bunch of wankers and they have finished behind us for god knows how many years and will do again this year!! Three weeks ago they thought they would win the title - now they realise they are shit!!

Karma you red twats!!

I will write this while the rags are 2nd in the league.
They couldn't get Pep so had to get 2nd best (allegedly) in Peg.
They couldn't get the players they wanted,
so they went for 2nd best.
They are 2nd because they have been playing teams from the bottom half of the league and team Harry Kane didn't have Harry Kane.
They were 2nd best to Huddersfield Town and Chelsea.
They have got owners who are putting America first and milking the club for all it is worth.
They will finish lower than 2nd, 4th perhaps or 6th possibly.
They achieved success by intimidating and bullying other teams and when that didn't work blatant cheating.
Well times have changed now, and they are going to be eating a lot of humble pie.
Enjoy!

 

[jimharri]

 

[blue by birth]

My worry is over half of the 659m will suddenly start being fans of our wonderful club.

We all know the ones who don't go anymore or have never gone....before we know it every pub & street corner will have a boring arsehole who proports to have been blue from birth.

Cheeky fucker thats almost my user name lol.

but i agree that we dont want them scrotes following us

 

[remember arthur mann]

Latest - rags put bid in for Anthony Taylor !!

Come to think of it, isn't he already on their books ?!!!!

 

[Rammy Blue]

Jim, this morning has just called, it wants it's news back....

 

[blueincy]

Thats not real is it? surely the footage has been doctored??

Ask @jimharri who just posted the same

 

[manimanc]

Brilliant - they are fucked now! Pogpa clearly has issues and will never be fit or consistent plus he is a complete twat. Lukaku is a 30 million pound mid table striker. They are just a big team of cloggers. They have a manager who is outdated and will need a big pay off. There ground is like a 1960s physics lab. The fans are all wankers. All 659 million of them. They have a fat left back they paid 30 million for. A 32 million pound centre half from Sweden who is shit. Mata is a lovely bloke but no pace. The Armenian has proved to be a bit shit. Jones is pig ugly. Lindergard is a scrote. Martial has French issues. Rashford wants to play for us. The goalies girlfriend will dump him if he stays in Manchester much longer. Ibrahimovic is 53. Their neighbours are playing the best football the premiership has ever seen with a manager who is pleasant. They have a vile narcissistic wanker who lives in a hotel and has not settled. Their training ground is near a load of ugly pylons. They are a fucking repugnant classless bunch of wankers and they have finished behind us for god knows how many years and will do again this year!! Three weeks ago they thought they would win the title - now they realise they are shit!!

Karma you red twats!!

 

[Easy]

Brilliant - they are fucked now! Pogpa clearly has issues and will never be fit or consistent plus he is a complete twat. Lukaku is a 30 million pound mid table striker. They are just a big team of cloggers. They have a manager who is outdated and will need a big pay off. There ground is like a 1960s physics lab. The fans are all wankers. All 659 million of them. They have a fat left back they paid 30 million for. A 32 million pound centre half from Sweden who is shit. Mata is a lovely bloke but no pace. The Armenian has proved to be a bit shit. Jones is pig ugly. Lindergard is a scrote. Martial has French issues. Rashford wants to play for us. The goalies girlfriend will dump him if he stays in Manchester much longer. Ibrahimovic is 53. Their neighbours are playing the best football the premiership has ever seen with a manager who is pleasant. They have a vile narcissistic wanker who lives in a hotel and has not settled. Their training ground is near a load of ugly pylons. They are a fucking repugnant classless bunch of wankers and they have finished behind us for god knows how many years and will do again this year!! Three weeks ago they thought they would win the title - now they realise they are shit!!

Karma you red twats!!

Brilliant.

 

[SouthStandStander]

 

[Chris in London]

Brilliant - they are fucked now! Pogpa clearly has issues and will never be fit or consistent plus he is a complete twat. Lukaku is a 30 million pound mid table striker. They are just a big team of cloggers. They have a manager who is outdated and will need a big pay off. There ground is like a 1960s physics lab. The fans are all wankers. All 659 million of them. They have a fat left back they paid 30 million for. A 32 million pound centre half from Sweden who is shit. Mata is a lovely bloke but no pace. The Armenian has proved to be a bit shit. Jones is pig ugly. Lindergard is a scrote. Martial has French issues. Rashford wants to play for us. The goalies girlfriend will dump him if he stays in Manchester much longer. Ibrahimovic is 53. Their neighbours are playing the best football the premiership has ever seen with a manager who is pleasant. They have a vile narcissistic wanker who lives in a hotel and has not settled. Their training ground is near a load of ugly pylons. They are a fucking repugnant classless bunch of wankers and they have finished behind us for god knows how many years and will do again this year!! Three weeks ago they thought they would win the title - now they realise they are shit!!

Karma you red twats!!

What a truly magnificent rant.

Sorry WW but I had to read it out loud in my best Cartman voice to get the full effect. Absolutely tremendous.