United thread 2017/18

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"The comparison with the progress Guardiola has made with Manchester City – in the same time, with a similar level of spending – is embarrassing for Mourinho. Guardiola’s squad contains several players who are currently playing the best football of their lives. Mourinho’s squad contains just one.

That player is Fellaini,
I think that's a little unfair on De Gea who seems to be keeping them in a lot of matches.
 
Brilliant - they are fucked now! Pogpa clearly has issues and will never be fit or consistent plus he is a complete twat. Lukaku is a 30 million pound mid table striker. They are just a big team of cloggers. They have a manager who is outdated and will need a big pay off. There ground is like a 1960s physics lab. The fans are all wankers. All 659 million of them. They have a fat left back they paid 30 million for. A 32 million pound centre half from Sweden who is shit. Mata is a lovely bloke but no pace. The Armenian has proved to be a bit shit. Jones is pig ugly. Lindergard is a scrote. Martial has French issues. Rashford wants to play for us. The goalies girlfriend will dump him if he stays in Manchester much longer. Ibrahimovic is 53. Their neighbours are playing the best football the premiership has ever seen with a manager who is pleasant. They have a vile narcissistic wanker who lives in a hotel and has not settled. Their training ground is near a load of ugly pylons. They are a fucking repugnant classless bunch of wankers and they have finished behind us for god knows how many years and will do again this year!! Three weeks ago they thought they would win the title - now they realise they are shit!!
The first half of their name is nice though.
 
Brilliant - they are fucked now! Pogpa clearly has issues and will never be fit or consistent plus he is a complete twat. Lukaku is a 30 million pound mid table striker. They are just a big team of cloggers. They have a manager who is outdated and will need a big pay off. There ground is like a 1960s physics lab. The fans are all wankers. All 659 million of them. They have a fat left back they paid 30 million for. A 32 million pound centre half from Sweden who is shit. Mata is a lovely bloke but no pace. The Armenian has proved to be a bit shit. Jones is pig ugly. Lindergard is a scrote. Martial has French issues. Rashford wants to play for us. The goalies girlfriend will dump him if he stays in Manchester much longer. Ibrahimovic is 53. Their neighbours are playing the best football the premiership has ever seen with a manager who is pleasant. They have a vile narcissistic wanker who lives in a hotel and has not settled. Their training ground is near a load of ugly pylons. They are a fucking repugnant classless bunch of wankers and they have finished behind us for god knows how many years and will do again this year!! Three weeks ago they thought they would win the title - now they realise they are shit!!

Karma you red twats!!

BRILLIANT !!!!
 
Their performance against Chelsea was crying out for some leadership and drive. Should have kept Rooney.

As long as they keep their focus on leadership and drive they will fail.
Their players are simply not very good. They have power and pace but little in the way of guile and technical excellence. While that will be enough to beat most teams in the league, it will not be enough to win the league and that is what their fans and the media demand. If they fail to win the league again, in the mythical second season for Mourinho, the atmosphere will become more toxic than it is now. He does not react well to that kind of pressure whatsoever.
 
Brilliant - they are fucked now! Pogpa clearly has issues and will never be fit or consistent plus he is a complete twat. Lukaku is a 30 million pound mid table striker. They are just a big team of cloggers. They have a manager who is outdated and will need a big pay off. There ground is like a 1960s physics lab. The fans are all wankers. All 659 million of them. They have a fat left back they paid 30 million for. A 32 million pound centre half from Sweden who is shit. Mata is a lovely bloke but no pace. The Armenian has proved to be a bit shit. Jones is pig ugly. Lindergard is a scrote. Martial has French issues. Rashford wants to play for us. The goalies girlfriend will dump him if he stays in Manchester much longer. Ibrahimovic is 53. Their neighbours are playing the best football the premiership has ever seen with a manager who is pleasant. They have a vile narcissistic wanker who lives in a hotel and has not settled. Their training ground is near a load of ugly pylons. They are a fucking repugnant classless bunch of wankers and they have finished behind us for god knows how many years and will do again this year!! Three weeks ago they thought they would win the title - now they realise they are shit!!

Karma you red twats!!
Oh I say well played sir,well played
 
Brilliant - they are fucked now! Pogpa clearly has issues and will never be fit or consistent plus he is a complete twat. Lukaku is a 30 million pound mid table striker. They are just a big team of cloggers. They have a manager who is outdated and will need a big pay off. There ground is like a 1960s physics lab. The fans are all wankers. All 659 million of them. They have a fat left back they paid 30 million for. A 32 million pound centre half from Sweden who is shit. Mata is a lovely bloke but no pace. The Armenian has proved to be a bit shit. Jones is pig ugly. Lindergard is a scrote. Martial has French issues. Rashford wants to play for us. The goalies girlfriend will dump him if he stays in Manchester much longer. Ibrahimovic is 53. Their neighbours are playing the best football the premiership has ever seen with a manager who is pleasant. They have a vile narcissistic wanker who lives in a hotel and has not settled. Their training ground is near a load of ugly pylons. They are a fucking repugnant classless bunch of wankers and they have finished behind us for god knows how many years and will do again this year!! Three weeks ago they thought they would win the title - now they realise they are shit!!

Karma you red twats!!

Post of the year that!!!
 
Brilliant - they are fucked now! Pogpa clearly has issues and will never be fit or consistent plus he is a complete twat. Lukaku is a 30 million pound mid table striker. They are just a big team of cloggers. They have a manager who is outdated and will need a big pay off. There ground is like a 1960s physics lab. The fans are all wankers. All 659 million of them. They have a fat left back they paid 30 million for. A 32 million pound centre half from Sweden who is shit. Mata is a lovely bloke but no pace. The Armenian has proved to be a bit shit. Jones is pig ugly. Lindergard is a scrote. Martial has French issues. Rashford wants to play for us. The goalies girlfriend will dump him if he stays in Manchester much longer. Ibrahimovic is 53. Their neighbours are playing the best football the premiership has ever seen with a manager who is pleasant. They have a vile narcissistic wanker who lives in a hotel and has not settled. Their training ground is near a load of ugly pylons. They are a fucking repugnant classless bunch of wankers and they have finished behind us for god knows how many years and will do again this year!! Three weeks ago they thought they would win the title - now they realise they are shit!!

Karma you red twats!!
First class summing up of a rancid club. Bravo.
 
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