United thread 2017/18

[Bodicoteblue]

Oranges?
Bananas!

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

No we weren't, but everyone other than us, either believes we were, wants to believe we were, or knows we weren't but lies for the clicks.

I disagree. At least over here among the neutrals, the vast majority (if not all) are lambasting Utd and their fans for puffing up their ridiculous "triumph" over City. That's because they understand that the table doesn't lie, they like and respect Pep, enjoy our football (especially relative to the busparking hoofballers) . . . and because they think Sanchez is a prick.

 

[M18CTID]

Well, when you put it like that, using logic an that, you're right.

Rag ;-)

Thanks ;)

 

[The perfect fumble]

I disagree. At least over here among the neutrals, the vast majority (if not all) are lambasting Utd and their fans for puffing up their ridiculous "triumph" over City. That's because they understand that the table doesn't lie, they like and respect Pep, enjoy our football (especially relative to the busparking hoofballers) . . . and because they think Sanchez is a prick.

Maybe I spend too much time on social media and not enough time talking to living breathing folk :-)

 

[BLUE THUNDER]

Or play this !

R E M orange crush [emoji521]

like it, maybe we can pelt him with oranges with this song in the background.
Just a thought ;-)

 

[goatersnipple]

Didnt take sanchez long to learn the ropes at the scum must have had lessons off wio

 

[dave_blue12]

Why Manchester United are the Worlds Biggest Underachievers !

https://www.theringer.com/2018/1/26...anchester-united-jose-mourinho-deloitte-money

 

[VinceYoungisaBLUE]

Did... did PEG just call Sanchez a big orange, full of juice.... jesus christ thats odd.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I disagree. At least over here among the neutrals, the vast majority (if not all) are lambasting Utd and their fans for puffing up their ridiculous "triumph" over City. That's because they understand that the table doesn't lie, they like and respect Pep, enjoy our football (especially relative to the busparking hoofballers) . . . and because they think Sanchez is a prick.

thank fuck for some sanity.

 

[waspish]

Did... did PEG just call Sanchez a big orange, full of juice.... jesus christ thats odd.

Yep and saying his fruit doesn’t hang low.

 

[its grim up north]

Fucking oranges bwahahaha. All we need now is a trawler and some fucking seagulls.
Deluded prick

I know it's a little off topic, sorry , but my Scouse neighbour came up with after Swansea beat the Dippers, When a swan is injured they gang together and flap and hiss so they are very hard to pass. Cantonarese at its best.

 

[yeseye]

Even Tesco’s have dropped their crappy ground tour from the reward points.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Did... did PEG just call Sanchez a big orange, full of juice.... jesus christ thats odd.

Pre-match rag warm-up:

 

[mat]

Torygraph reporting Sanchez could be sanctioned rather than Arsenal for missing the test. Maybe Wenger has tipped them off towards a 6 month ban.

After all he wouldn't want to help Jose too much would he...

 

[goalmole]

we should all throw oranges at the scummy cnut when the Rags visit later in the season.

Frozen ones.

 

[mat]

Orange is the new Rag.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

How this lad isnt sectioned is beyond me........ pure comedy gold....... Mourinho the best manager in the world apparently!

That guy sounds like a shit ventriloquist who's lost his dummy.

 

[domalino]

They've just released a cringe number 7 video, I wonder how long before someone edits it to include clips of Nani, Valencia, Depay and Di Maria being shit.

 

[aguero93:20]

They've just released a cringe number 7 video, I wonder how long before someone edits it to include clips of Nani, Valencia, Depay and Di Maria being shit.

It's a highlight video but I'm not sure Depay actually has anything to contribute.

 

[laughing gravy]

new nickname for dirty should be Tango...