United thread 2017/18

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Beeb tonight reporting that Martial cost the Rags £36m YCMIU

It's unbelievable that some posters don't see it.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Tbf if they included the add-ons everyone would piss themselves laughing as I doubt that there have been any to pay up to now.

I read somewhere Lyon get a wedge if he wins the Ballon d'Or before June 2019.......

 

[Vienna_70]

I read somewhere Lyon get a wedge if he wins the Ballon d'Or before June 2019.......

I think Lyon can kiss that one goodbye.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I think Lyon can kiss that one goodbye.

It all looked such hopeful when Martin Tyler gloriously declared his coming.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

It all looked such hopeful when Martin Tyler gloriously declared his coming.

According to LVG, Rag's paid £10m over the odd's just because it was them. Clearly this explains why Luke Shaw was £27m.

 

[Vienna_70]

According to LVG, Rag's paid £10m over the odd's just because it was them. Clearly this explains why Luke Shaw was £27m.

I reckon that was £26 million over the odds!

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I reckon that was £26 million over the odds!

Most expensive teenager at the time; not that the Rag's have anything to do with ruining the football transfer market. Apparently everything was rosy until we signed Kyle Walker.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

It all looked such hopeful when Martin Tyler gloriously declared his coming.

Don't even think he needed to declare it. We could almost feel the vinegar stroke in the tone of his voice.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

It's all right. I've managed to finish my tea, and I think I can keep it down.

Lol ;-)

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Fuckinell.......it's Rab C Mourinho.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Fuckinell.......it's Rab C Mourinho.

15 years? He'll be lucky to last 15 months

 

[yeah whatever !!]

15 years? He'll be lucky to last 15 months

I see Henrik Blobby has kept to form, refering to them as 'Manchester'.

Winds me up that does...

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I see Henrik Blobby has kept to form, refering to them as 'Manchester'.

Winds me up that does...

Yeah, everyone knows it's 'manchesh'

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Tbf if they included the add-ons everyone would piss themselves laughing as I doubt that there have been any to pay up to now.

From wikipedia:
"United paid £36 million up front for Martial, but his contract contains three bonus clauses worth £7.2 million each, taking the potential fee to £57.6 million. The clauses each relate to certain accomplishments being achieved in the next four years, including if Martial scores 25 goals during that span, racks up 25 caps for France or wins the Ballon d'Or before June 2019"

The 25 goal one has been triggered. Another 10 French caps to make him a £50M player.

As no-one will call him.

 

[lancs blue]

From wikipedia:
"United paid £36 million up front for Martial, but his contract contains three bonus clauses worth £7.2 million each, taking the potential fee to £57.6 million. The clauses each relate to certain accomplishments being achieved in the next four years, including if Martial scores 25 goals during that span, racks up 25 caps for France or wins the Ballon d'Or before June 2019"

The 25 goal one has been triggered. Another 10 French caps to make him a £50M player.

As no-one will call him.

25 goals in 4 seasons?? Fucking hell Woodward is the king of low expectations, I thought it was 25 in one season to trigger the payout!

 

[MillionMilesAway]

25 goals in 4 seasons?? Fucking hell Woodward is the king of low expectations, I thought it was 25 in one season to trigger the payout!

You have to give LvG credit for his description of overpaying.

 

[dario2739]

15 years? He'll be lucky to last 15 months

Hahaha - thought the exact same thing... their fans lap shit like that up though, they'll all believe it!

 

[BlueNirvana]

Deluded fuckwits the lot of them,Oh and not been said for a few pages SCUM

United fans want Mourinho's dynasty
But could it happen?

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Deluded fuckwits the lot of them,Oh and not been said for a few pages SCUM

United fans want Mourinho's dynasty
But could it happen?

Pmsl

 

[dadnlad]

Deluded fuckwits the lot of them,Oh and not been said for a few pages SCUM

United fans want Mourinho's dynasty
But could it happen?

got fed up with clicking yes or result would've been higher