United thread 2017/18

[yeah whatever !!]

SSN have just posed the question, could Utd line up like this next season?

De Gea
Valencia Bailly Lundlhof Shaw
Carrick
Herrera. Pogba
Mhykitarian. Perisic
Lukaku

Fuck me, that's pretty piss poor side. Costing around £410 million.

I guess they'll likely replace Carrick with either Matic or Dier. So that will pop the cost up to around £440 million for a piss poor side.

Carrick's captain.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

You mean this Mkhitarayan? The photo of a fat bastard the rags were so embarrassed about they dropped it from their ads for the new kit.

c**nt uses a wok as an ironing board.

 

[Dreadzone]

c**nt uses a wok as an ironing board.

Hahahaha!

 

[Cityfan]

Mr Football came over to me earlier with his phone in his hand to show me a picture of his son with PEG.

"Why the fuck would I want to see that?" I asked him.

He slouched off with his tail between his legs.

Poor kid he must have been terrified.

 

[schfc6]

Carrick's captain.

I know that, but he's 36 and pretty gash too. Not quite the athlete Mourinho likes in that position.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I know that, but he's 36 and pretty gash too. Not quite the athlete Mourinho likes in that position.

Which only goes to prove what a poor state they're truly in..

Luvvit

 

[ccr]

Please don't insult Carrick. He made one of the most perfect passes in history.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

SSN have just posed the question, could Utd line up like this next season?

De Gea
Valencia Bailly Lundlhof Shaw
Carrick
Herrera. Pogba
Mhykitarian. Perisic
Lukaku

Fuck me, that's pretty piss poor side. Costing around £410 million.

I guess they'll likely replace Carrick with either Matic or Dier. So that will pop the cost up to around £440 million for a piss poor side.

Yes, but they've got such strength in depth. At least another eleven, just as good as that.
Two horse race.
Past the post.

 

[schfc6]

Yes, but they've got such strength in depth. At least another eleven, just as good as that.
Two horse race.
Past the post.

Romero
Darmian Smalling Blind Borthwick-Jackson
Fellaini Jones
Lingaard Mata Rashford
Martial


United are currently way off.

 

[Vienna_70]

Romero
Darmian Smalling Blind Borthwick-Jackson
Fellaini Jones
Lingaard Mata Martial
Martial


United are currently way off.

Especially if Whatshisname is in the team twice!

 

[schfc6]

Especially if Whatshisname is in the team twice!

Well spotted. I meant Rashford.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

SSN have just posed the question, could Utd line up like this next season?

De Gea
Valencia Bailly Lundlhof Shaw
Carrick
Herrera. Pogba
Mhykitarian. Perisic
Lukaku

Fuck me, that's pretty piss poor side. Costing around £410 million.

I guess they'll likely replace Carrick with either Matic or Dier. So that will pop the cost up to around £440 million for a piss poor side.

Fucking frightening, if you're a rag. Surely they can't seriously be happy with the players they are getting, these days.
Long may it continue, though.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

SSN have just posed the question, could Utd line up like this next season?

De Gea
Valencia Bailly Lundlhof Shaw
Carrick
Herrera. Pogba
Mhykitarian. Perisic
Lukaku

Fuck me, that's pretty piss poor side. Costing around £410 million.

I guess they'll likely replace Carrick with either Matic or Dier. So that will pop the cost up to around £440 million for a piss poor side.

The Justified Ancients of Mou Mou say...

ALL ABOARD!!! (The gravy train)

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

The Justified Ancients of Mou Mou say...

ALL ABOARD!!! (The gravy train)

There should be a warning on posts that contain pictures of an offensive nature, with at least a 10 second delay on the pictures so I have the option to click off it quick. This post has put me right off my tea.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

There should be a warning on posts that contain pictures of an offensive nature, with at least a 10 second delay on the pictures so I have the option to click off it quick. This post has put me right off my tea.

You don't have to come on our thread

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

You don't have to come on our thread

It's all right. I've managed to finish my tea, and I think I can keep it down.

 

[nmc]

Beeb tonight reporting that Martial cost the Rags £36m YCMIU

 

[mat]

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Please don't insult Carrick. He made one of the most perfect passes in history.

Haha! Nice one :-)

 

[lancs blue]

Beeb tonight reporting that Martial cost the Rags £36m YCMIU

Tbf if they included the add-ons everyone would piss themselves laughing as I doubt that there have been any to pay up to now.