United thread 2017/18

[malg]

From Ragcaf:

You can talk all you like about “approaches” - facts are this, last year Jose won 2 trophies (not counting CS) and Pep won zero

The improvement in results at City has come about only after Pep has spent another £400m+ to add to the £1Bn of investment they had already had since 2009

Do you honestly think Pep could achieve better results with our players than Jose has? Because I don’t

 

[ballbag]

From Ragcaf:

You can talk all you like about “approaches” - facts are this, last year Jose won 2 trophies (not counting CS) and Pep won zero

The improvement in results at City has come about only after Pep has spent another £400m+ to add to the £1Bn of investment they had already had since 2009

Do you honestly think Pep could achieve better results with our players than Jose has? Because I don’t

I really don't understand why they compare the two managers. There is no point. They are completely different. But for the record, if Pep was unfortunate enough to do the job there (probably at gunpoint), then yes; he would make that team a lot better than that moaning **** they've got there at the moment.

 

[goalmole]

This was a make or break game for their title aspirations. I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of their season started to fall apart and Mourinho self destructs. All that rhetoric about building a dynasty is bullshit, he will fuck off to PSG and leave united high and dry without a moment's hesitation.

Can't get my head around why PSG would want him.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Can't get my head around why PSG would want him.

Because he guarantees Europa Leagues and Carabao Cups

 

[TCIB]

Can't get my head around why PSG would want him.

Capable of winning a cl and there is a fair chance PSG's owners feel a cl win is needed at any cost and that includes Mourinho's anti football.

I personally hope he stays at united another season because i just can't see us weakening at all. I think he knows in his heart of hearts the game is up against Pep when both get the equivalent of a blank canvas with similar resources.

Mourinho may be a twat but he is not thick so i really think he is weighing up another season of him being under Peps boot vs going to PSG right now, as in this very second if he has a moment alone.

redcafe is just fantastic chief torn red rubber arse or something is doing a gold medal floor routine performance in mental gymnastics with ti vu right on his case in silver position currently.

 

[Kompany Car]

Can't get my head around why PSG would want him.

Same here, if I was after a manager at PSG I would want Sarri from Napoli obviously knowing there was no way I could get Pep.

 

[manimanc]

From Ragcaf:

You can talk all you like about “approaches” - facts are this, last year Jose won 2 trophies (not counting CS) and Pep won zero

The improvement in results at City has come about only after Pep has spent another £400m+ to add to the £1Bn of investment they had already had since 2009

Do you honestly think Pep could achieve better results with our players than Jose has? Because I don’t

They are hurting so much.
Love their pain, the softarses.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Why would PSG want to
Park the bus and play anti-football, the stupid rags fans will take it but the frogs won't for sure...!

 

[TFC]

From Ragcaf:

You can talk all you like about “approaches” - facts are this, last year Jose won 2 trophies (not counting CS) and Pep won zero

The improvement in results at City has come about only after Pep has spent another £400m+ to add to the £1Bn of investment they had already had since 2009

Do you honestly think Pep could achieve better results with our players than Jose has? Because I don’t

Amazing the amount of 'trophy' and 'empty seat' talk I've seen and heard today. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....the new scousers.

 

[M18CTID]

Yes but if we lived in an alternate universe and we did not have Silva, De bruyne etc they would have won according to redcafe. Well of course you would, in your head you could have a group of dancing unicorns in defense to and a ginger bread house of delusion in net...in your head.

How about we talk about the reality hey utd fans, you know that thing we live every day.

To be fair, a lot of United fans on there have acknowledged that they were well beaten and it could’ve been more - Gary Neville reckoned the same too - but some blinkered souls actually think we were lucky to win because of the way we scored our goals. I’ll be the first to admit that we scored as a result of 2 Lukaku assists but that doesn’t alter the fact that we played them off the park on their own turf when we weren’t even at our best. Far from us being lucky, it could be argued that United were lucky that they kept the score down to 2-1. Looking at it as impartially as possible, and not taking anything away from us, I thought United were awful yesterday. I expected them to put us under pressure from the off, try and get an early goal, and then sit back and defend the lead like their lives depended on it. However, that didn’t materialise at all and I think it’s fair to say they had less of a plan against us than the likes of Huddersfield, Southampton, and West Ham had which is pretty damning really. They were devoid of any real tactics, and it felt like they just turned up in the hope of “winging it”.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

From Ragcaf:

You can talk all you like about “approaches” - facts are this, last year Jose won 2 trophies (not counting CS) and Pep won zero

The improvement in results at City has come about only after Pep has spent another £400m+ to add to the £1Bn of investment they had already had since 2009

Do you honestly think Pep could achieve better results with our players than Jose has? Because I don’t

well he wouldn't have to, because he'd have bought better players than Mou has. Why compare Pep to Mou at OT when Pep would never buy Lindelof, Matic and Darmian.

 

[worsleyweb]

Brilliant - they are fucked now! Pogpa clearly has issues and will never be fit or consistent plus he is a complete twat. Lukaku is a 30 million pound mid table striker. They are just a big team of cloggers. They have a manager who is outdated and will need a big pay off. There ground is like a 1960s physics lab. The fans are all wankers. All 659 million of them. They have a fat left back they paid 30 million for. A 32 million pound centre half from Sweden who is shit. Mata is a lovely bloke but no pace. The Armenian has proved to be a bit shit. Jones is pig ugly. Lindergard is a scrote. Martial has French issues. Rashford wants to play for us. The goalies girlfriend will dump him if he stays in Manchester much longer. Ibrahimovic is 53. Their neighbours are playing the best football the premiership has ever seen with a manager who is pleasant. They have a vile narcissistic wanker who lives in a hotel and has not settled. Their training ground is near a load of ugly pylons. They are a fucking repugnant classless bunch of wankers and they have finished behind us for god knows how many years and will do again this year!! Three weeks ago they thought they would win the title - now they realise they are shit!!

Karma you red twats!!

And the pegs in the dressing room are a fucking disgrace.

 

[TCIB]

To be fair, a lot of United fans on there have acknowledged that they were well beaten and it could’ve been more - Gary Neville reckoned the same too - but some blinkered souls actually think we were lucky to win because of the way we scored our goals. I’ll be the first to admit that we scored as a result of 2 Lukaku assists but that doesn’t alter the fact that we played them off the park on their own turf when we weren’t even at our best. Far from us being lucky, it could be argued that United were lucky that they kept the score down to 2-1.

Yeah a fair few are honest enough to admit it albeit many with backhanded compliments in some cases. The more deluded ones are more fun to read though, i sometimes try to reason as they do but fail immediately.

 

[worsleyweb]

I think they may finish 5th.

Spurs starting to get some form, Arsenal too and chavs are better than them.

5th is very much possible.

 

[abu13]

I think they may finish 5th.

Spurs starting to get some form, Arsenal too and chavs are better than them.

5th is very much possible.

the perfect senario would be for us to have title wrapped up by the time we play the rags on the 7th April, hopefully the Rags and Spurs are fighting it out for 4th place at the time.

We batter the rags at home and then the following week put a team of kids and reserves out at Spurs and take a defeat to push the rags out of the CL.

 

[worsleyweb]

the perfect senario would be for us to have title wrapped up by the time we play the rags on the 7th April, hopefully the Rags and Spurs are fighting it out for 4th place at the time.

We batter the rags at home and then the following week put a team of kids and reserves out at Spurs and take a defeat to push the rags out of the CL.

We could play Ederson up front.

 

[domalino]

Can't get my head around why PSG would want him.

Mourinho? PSG would only get him if they were absolutely desperate. They're basically run by Brazilians at the director level and the chairman has declared how much they want attacking football.

 

[TCIB]

We could play Ederson up front.

He said take defeat not stuff them as well, you seen his free kicks from behind the goal in training? he would see De Bruyne benched if he played in midfield xD

 

[uteblue]

Gotta love the cafe, started a thread after yesterday downplaying our rivalry and saying that the “el plastico” with Liverpool is still more important after that beating

 

[bluethrunthru]

Gotta love the cafe, started a thread after yesterday downplaying our rivalry and saying that the “el plastico” with Liverpool is still more important after that beating

let them wallow in their bitterness