United thread 2017/18

[citytilllidie]

the gegenretreat?

Each United player will be under orders to lie down and sunbathe for at least 30 seconds in turn. Walk slowly for throw ins, to put the ball down and let the full back walk slowly for the throw in. DDG to slowly take the kick out from the opposite side of the box. Intended sub will be ordered to the opposite side of the pitch for sunbathing before walking slowly to the touchline, clapping fans and shaking hands with the ref, before long slow hug with replacement and manager.
Just pray that Chelsea take the lead

 

[Grassland Blue]

Each United player will be under orders to lie down and sunbathe for at least 30 seconds in turn. Walk slowly for throw ins, to put the ball down and let the full back walk slowly for the throw in. DDG to slowly take the kick out from the opposite side of the box. Intended sub will be ordered to the opposite side of the pitch for sunbathing before walking slowly to the touchline, clapping fans and shaking hands with the ref, before long slow hug with replacement and manager.
Just pray that Chelsea take the lead

This will be another match where slow motion replays won't be needed.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

What's this WE bollocks? He played 96 times for the rags and over 200 times for Villa so shouldn't it be WE about Villa? Vile human he is but I do agree the moaning one holds the rags back.

We have once a blue always a blue, the rags variation is once a **** always a ****.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

More pearls of wisdom from the former winner of the Dad of the year award;

He should be a coach.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Failure to get a licience? On what grounds? If he was that cock sure about it he'd contest it..
Media bullshit I'm smelling

Not one punch was thrown in the making of that video.

Retires undefeated at 0-0. He's finally made it to my level then.

 

[aguero93:20]

He should be hit by a coach.

Fixed

 

[blueincy]

Retired? If he wasn't granted a license then it never fucking started !!!!

The things that fucking club will do to get a name mention...
How's Usaine Bolts career as a footballer going these days?

Wonder if Phil Bardsley has a licence:-)

 

[Joe Pineapple]

This is comedy gold.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11355051/cruyff-pep-was-close-to-utd-job

In an exclusive interview with Sky Sports, Cruyff says Pep and United had been "aligned", but the Old Trafford club eventually opted for David Moyes instead.

 

[bluethrunthru]

This is comedy gold.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11355051/cruyff-pep-was-close-to-utd-job

In an exclusive interview with Sky Sports, Cruyff says Pep and United had been "aligned", but the Old Trafford club eventually opted for David Moyes instead.

Yeah I can see that - I mean when the GPC retired if you were on the rag board and you compare Pep's record at Barcelona and Moye's at Everton there is one standout manager for the job clearly

 

[r.soleofsalford]

This is comedy gold.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11355051/cruyff-pep-was-close-to-utd-job

In an exclusive interview with Sky Sports, Cruyff says Pep and United had been "aligned", but the Old Trafford club eventually opted for David Moyes instead.

So are they saying City are well run and United arent

 

[Bodicoteblue]

This is comedy gold.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11355051/cruyff-pep-was-close-to-utd-job

In an exclusive interview with Sky Sports, Cruyff says Pep and United had been "aligned", but the Old Trafford club eventually opted for David Moyes instead.

This reminds me of the time I had ‘aligned’ a threesome with Michelle Keegan and Nicole Scherzinger, there was ‘a chance that I had a chance’ ( whatever that means) and everything looked promising, then I decided to take a ‘different road’ and went for a spot of self-abuse instead.
No regrets though!

 

[inchy14]

This is comedy gold.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11355051/cruyff-pep-was-close-to-utd-job

In an exclusive interview with Sky Sports, Cruyff says Pep and United had been "aligned", but the Old Trafford club eventually opted for David Moyes instead.

In other words, Interviewer asked Cruyff if Pep could have managed rags, Cruyff says some bollocks about how they could have got together.

In actual fact, Pep was always destined to be City manager once Soriano and Bergistrain were on board but press need to let rag fans think they had a chance.

Transparent as fuck.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Fixed

You mean put him up against Roy Hodgson? Might tempt him to see it through...

 

[aguero93:20]

You mean put him up against Roy Hodgson? Might tempt him to see it through...

No, one of the ones with 6 wheels.

 

[Leto]

This is comedy gold.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11355051/cruyff-pep-was-close-to-utd-job

In an exclusive interview with Sky Sports, Cruyff says Pep and United had been "aligned", but the Old Trafford club eventually opted for David Moyes instead.

It'd almost be funnier if it was true. With their "luck" and Guardiola's ability they possibly could have won everything by now. Obviously Ferguson didn't fancy his legacy being outdone seeing as he was the main proponent for hiring Moyes.

 

[The Salfordian]

Utd certainly dodged a bullet there with Pep eh..

 

[crazyg]

He should be a coach.

What, as in rip his teeth out and put seats in?

 

[GornikDaze]

This is comedy gold.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11355051/cruyff-pep-was-close-to-utd-job

In an exclusive interview with Sky Sports, Cruyff says Pep and United had been "aligned", but the Old Trafford club eventually opted for David Moyes instead.

Christ there’s going to be a few rags topping themselves if that’s true! Imagine thinking it couldn’t get any worse as a rag this season and you read that lol

 

[KentBlue]

In other words, Interviewer asked Cruyff if Pep could have managed rags, Cruyff says some bollocks about how they could have got together.

In actual fact, Pep was always destined to be City manager once Soriano and Bergistrain were on board but press need to let rag fans think they had a chance.

Transparent as fuck.

This. All day long.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Christ there’s going to be a few rags topping themselves if that’s true! Imagine thinking it couldn’t get any worse as a rag this season and you read that lol[/QUOTE

Not true any of it , they didn't want him .