United thread 2018/19

[mayo31]

Clicked the link and had a gander, now I feel dirty.

Sad bastards.

 

[Vienna_70]

Maybe they could just ditch the 'football' and use The Swamp for NFL or sell it to Sainsburys?

If they use the Theatre of Sick Swans for American football, the owners would feel at home.

 

[Blue Budgie]

Another classic from the caf…………As sucessful as City are, can you honestly say it's entertaining to watch? Imagine going to the Etihad week in week out seeing the same thing over and over again. Possesion football, winning the ball back in the oponents own half, and then bulldozing them down until the inevitable happens and the first goal goes in. Repeating this again and again and the game ends up 4-0 to the home side. Same thing happens in the next match even if the line-up is different.
How entertaining is that?

VERY!

 

[Blue Mist]

Same here. When the ball went in, I shouted "they're down!" to a lot of disapproving looks from the rags around us in the cantilever stand paddock.

I think you should reapply to the Samaritans as you are, like me, older and more (ahem) mature.
On second thoughts, fuck that. I'd still piss my self laughing at their tears!

No I don't think I would be much good at the Samaritans stuff, ok if a bloke lost his job and rang up I would be very helpful and understanding but can you imagine a rag ringing up …
'We've just last to Cardiff'
'That's cos you're teams shit you clown'
'and we were 32 points behind City'
'Don't I know it you sad sack of shit now fuck off the line you useless no mark wanker'

I'll stay with Relate.

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Another classic from the caf…………As sucessful as City are, can you honestly say it's entertaining to watch? Imagine going to the Etihad week in week out seeing the same thing over and over again. Possesion football, winning the ball back in the oponents own half, and then bulldozing them down until the inevitable happens and the first goal goes in. Repeating this again and again and the game ends up 4-0 to the home side. Same thing happens in the next match even if the line-up is different.
How entertaining is that?

Lol, must be on the wum shirley.....

 

[Pedestrian]

They were, I witnessed it, it was wonderful. A lad I knew rang me up in tears. I think my response stopped me having a career with the Samaritans, oh well.

On your house phone?

 

[Blue Mist]

On your house phone?

That's all there was in those days, it was only a few years before that we shared a line with the woman across the road.

 

[Pedestrian]

That's all there was in those days, it was only a few years before that we shared a line with the woman across the road.

Crikey you must have been part of the haves to have had a home phone in ‘74.

 

[ccr]

I remember it well, 1974. Unfortunately it was only for one season.

Think that was the year most rag fans tell me thats when they started to support united. No glory hunters at the swamp.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

VERY!

has to be a blue on the wind up,imo.