United thread 2018/19

[old blue]

Leopard skin print?

Would have thought a cart horse hair print, would be more suitable.

Which commentator will be first to say they look like a team of Cheetahs.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I'm finishing him off with a cheese grater and some low grade sandpaper if that helps.

What, no salt? You're too nice.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Leopard skin print?

Would have thought a cart horse hair print, would be more suitable.

Lukarthorse.

 

[Vienna_70]

https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/live/transfer-news-rumours-live/15dhp10zajcx11hg9y7mhuj2ve


"Mino Raiola exploring possibilities for Frenchman

Paul Pogba could be on his way out of Manchester United in the near future with both him and his agent Mino Raiola plotting 'an exit strategy', according to Tuttosport.

The report claims that the relationship between Pogba and United boss Jose Mourinho is now beyond repair and that there is an acceptance Pogba will be leaving Old Trafford soon.

Tuttosport have likened the situation between the Frenchman and the club to 'a ceasefire' and believe that Raiola is trying to do a deal that would be 'economically acceptable' for United."


It feels like this fella has been looking for a way out since he got off the plane. It will be crushing to their pride if he and De Gea leave. Sanchez is done for and Lukaku is terrible, both their lights have faded at utd, along with a lot more in recent years to. They will be left with Martial (even he may be leaving) and Rashford, two more players who seem very limited, as their star men.

Since i can remember they have helped themselves stay in the spotlight by having star players; well, those that for one reason or another attract positive attention. This would be the first time i can remember them having no star attraction.

Next summer could be brutal for them. You want everyone sorted and happy so you are ready to go and advance the squad in the summer. You do not want to be putting unhappy player fires out leaving you in limbo for planning ahead

What do you mean, no star attraction?

They’ll still have A&E, the new Stan Laurel, Mike Smallthing, Tom Daley...

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

How much was he again; £75m, wasn't it?

Rising to £90 million with add-ons. So yes, £75 million.

 

[aguero93:20]

What, no salt? You're too nice.

It's a waste of salt tbh, they don't feel it after the vinegar.

 

[Vienna_70]

Which commentator will be first to say they look like a team of Cheetahs.

The first one to be sacked shortly afterwards.

 

[DrBlueBob]

It's a waste of salt tbh, they don't feel it after the vinegar.

Fair enough, you tightarse. :-)

 

[nellyonthewing]

Fuck the lot of them, cnuts one and all..

An extremely succinct and apposite summing up sir..

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

One of the comments......lukaku in his spare time....

Love that video.