United thread 2018/19

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Apologies if already posted. But. Not really. Deserves to be seen again....

£90m. 90.

Belgian Proximus 11+ pundits have taken lukaku’s touches vs valencia and compiled them into 1 video. This is the result:




Wow for 90m you’d of thought he could trap a ball and control it.

On another note De Gae is being offered a new deal for 400k a week my god De Gae is taking them to the cleansers with that deal! For his ability 150k is about right. The scum must shit scared of losing him.
 
That is bloody shameful. I've seen non-league players with better technique.
Even at the trough of my very limited football skills, puberty - and the dealing with going from one of the shortest in the class, to one of the tallest in the space of 2 years - and it’s affects on my coordination and the shocking lack of ability with limb control... I think I’d manage to pass the ball successfully at least once to a team mate.
 
Even at the trough of my very limited football skills, puberty - and the dealing with going from one of the shortest in the class, to one of the tallest in the space of 2 years - and it’s affects on my coordination and the shocking lack of ability with limb control... I think I’d manage to pass the ball successfully at least once to a team mate.
Happened to me as well, made running with the ball and trapping it hell, but I could still strike the fucker properly.
 
That's mental. The daft thing is that I never realised his ball control skills were so bad before he signed for United. While I don't watch him every week, I had him down as a very good player and he often caused us real problems. He scored a fantastic goal against us at our place for Everton in Pep's first season when he turned someone on the half way line (might've been Clichy) and finished with aplomb
 
Even at the trough of my very limited football skills, puberty - and the dealing with going from one of the shortest in the class, to one of the tallest in the space of 2 years - and it’s affects on my coordination and the shocking lack of ability with limb control... I think I’d manage to pass the ball successfully at least once to a team mate.
A height change is something you can't do much about but being a fat bastard is a little different.
 
them winning this weekend is a god damn perfect storm.
Bin Dippers get pissed off, Peggy gets another week and then will stay in 6th so it doesn't actually matter.

After that though I hope they go into liquidation and cease to exist the utter ****s.
Not ideal, when Accrington went into liquidation during the 60's, all the teams that had beaten or drawn with them lost their points if I remember correctly. A similar scenario would see the red Scouse gaining three points on us.
 
Wow for 90m you’d of thought he could trap a ball and control it.

On another note De Gae is being offered a new deal for 400k a week my god De Gae is taking them to the cleansers with that deal! For his ability 150k is about right. The scum must shit scared of losing him.
The state of disarray they're in, the "great Manchester Utd can't allow players to be seen to be jumping ship.
 
Apologies if already posted. But. Not really. Deserves to be seen again....

£90m. 90.

Belgian Proximus 11+ pundits have taken lukaku’s touches vs valencia and compiled them into 1 video. This is the result:


I honestly think it is about the amount of timber he has put on

I coach kids football and you see it as they get bigger - suddenly kids who had great touch and balance lose it overnight as arms and legs get bigger and they have to learn new coordination/muscle memory - I think it is called proprioception or something. Awareness of where your body is in time and space
 
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