United thread 2018/19

[citizen_maine]

Just seen a rag with this on the back of his shirt:
We want
21

Sad ****

Dave would never agree to go there

 

[lonestay]

See it's being reported that the rent boy has said that the pisscan is more than welcome to give the team talk on Sunday, well might as well cut out the middleman !

 

[aguero93:20]

Just seen a rag with this on the back of his shirt:
We want
21

Sad ****

Everyone wants things they're not getting.

 

[hello]

If the MuEN is to believed, the rag physios have done wonders this week and Lingard and martial are back and in contention for Sunday.

 

[aguero93:20]

If the MuEN is to believed, the rag physios have done wonders this week and Lingard and martial are back and in contention for Sunday.

They probably had cases of bottleitus against the mighty PSG reserves that have now miraculously cleared up.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

See it's being reported that the rent boy has said that the pisscan is more than welcome to give the team talk on Sunday, well might as well cut out the middleman !

Think that happened about the time of the rag revival .

And more likely that the pisscan told the glove puppet to say that,

 

[rabby]

See it's being reported that the rent boy has said that the pisscan is more than welcome to give the team talk on Sunday, well might as well cut out the middleman !

I doubt the Govan shitebag could bring anything to the table these days.
I suspect "The fire in his heart is out" and he'd be incapable of delivering a rousing speech that would make any difference.
That "Not In My Lifetime" comment will haunt him forever,but a wee favour on Sunday wouldn't go amiss.

 

[mat]

See it's being reported that the rent boy has said that the pisscan is more than welcome to give the team talk on Sunday, well might as well cut out the middleman !

Yep

Like he hasn't been doing it already.

 

[KentBlue]

I've said this before, but I don't believe that despotic Glaswegian Pisscan ever left. The way I see it, at the swamp he was elevated to God-like status by the plastics: idolised and fawned over by the Asian day trippers and the Cockneys. But outside of the swamp he's just another pensioner, a man who has to come to terms with the fact that there's nothing for him to do now except wait for the grim reaper to come knocking. Week in week out he had thousands and thousands of swamp-dwellers calling his name, he was a 'somebody', seen on national television, basking in the adulation. No way could he leave all that behind and just sit at home watching daytime TV.

 

[schfc6]

If the MuEN is to believed, the rag physios have done wonders this week and Lingard and martial are back and in contention for Sunday.

I really must be missing something, what the fuck is it with Lingard? Why would he even be a consideration. He's utter garbage. 4 goals and 2 assists in 25 games. Just imagine if Mahrez were throwing up those numbers..