United thread 2018/19

[M18CTID]

I nipped into cafe Nero yesterday with my daughter.

Two armchair rags sat on next table.
One said "fred is really starting to look like a bargain now oles at the wheel".

I very nearly spat coffee everywhere.
Instead I just whistled blue moon for a few minutes till they left

Are you sure it was Cafe Nero and not Cafe Rouge?.....

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

The Rags fans have given Ole their ringing endorsement for the job.

Didn't you hear them repeatedly chanting his name towards the end of the Wolves game the other night :-)

 

[Wanderingwolf]

https://talksport.com/football/fa-c...ted-victor-lindelof-wolves-bench-rant-fa-cup/

classy from united :)

 

[solley attwell]

It shows how much united stock has fallen as they're not in the top 6 relevant threads on bluemoon at the moment...

 

[Vienna_70]

It doesn't amount to a hill of beans though does it?

Of all the football joints in the world, why did they walk into PSG's?

 

[Vienna_70]

https://talksport.com/football/fa-c...ted-victor-lindelof-wolves-bench-rant-fa-cup/

classy from united :)

It’s exactly the sort of thing I’ve come to expect from the Trafford shithole.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Luke Shaw withdrawal from England squad after being made to look a twat for wolves 2nd goal. This little chubster is not International quality unless its a competitive eating competition

 

[Indaparkside]

Luke Shaw withdrawal from England squad after being made to look a twat for wolves 2nd goal. This little chubster is not International quality unless its a competitive eating competition

Changed his name to Luke shawt bread

 

[Trojan1962]

I see Robertson may not play for Scotland due to dental treatment, I wonder what he’s had done?

 

[Vienna_70]

I see Robertson may not play for Scotland due to dental treatment, I wonder what he’s had done?

He’s had a set of gnashers like Klippety's transplanted into his gob.

Or he’s had a muzzle fitted, so that he can’t come out with any more crap like, the pressure is on City now that we’re no longer top.

Take your pick!