United thread 2018/19

[better dead than red]

Apparently Chris Smallthing knows how to stop Messi as he knows something about him that no one else does.

Ok then

Ha. I'm sure he does. The same way Ryan Babel knows Van Dijk's weakness and the way to beat him but says he's not sharing the information.

 

[mat]

Took it well? He was suicidal!

His body double was.

Argentina is a great place to "retire" to.

 

[Machiavelli]

Did he fuck.

We were so bad the following season for one major reason, we were still celebrating.

Seriously, from fans to manager to players to board, we'd all just gone through the biggest and most epic title race ever and came out of it in the greatest way possible.

We were never going to be normal after that. Took us a year to settle down and we never stood a chance of mounting a title challenge the following year. Had United beat us to it, they'd have probably fared better than us tbh because they'd won it before.

Us? We lost the plot. Simple as.

A year later the dust settled and Fergie realised he'd caught a lucky break and us and Chelsea were shaping up to dominate.

If you say so.

 

[Bald fraud]

I know from someone quite close to him that he said he had no intension of retiring, Van Persie signed on the pretence GPC would be around for a few more years and when he went VP felt a little let down
City finished him he knew the game was up and he realised their squad needed a major overhaul to compete
so he did what all good ego maniacs do in that situation upped sticks and went, with no consideration for those left behind including the club he professes to love, I mean come on who in their right mind would recommend David Moyse to be their successor, only someone who deep down hoped it would all fall apart that’s Ferguson in a nutshell for me

Oh and he then added to it by trying to stitch up Rooney, stating he wanted a transfer, because Rooney was the only player that managed to get one over on him and earned more money than him while he was in charge
The GPC has a bigger ego than Mourinho and Van Gal put together

Absolutely spot on it was obvious when he did his farewell speech on the pitch telling the rags they had to stick by their new manager he knew moyes was way out of his depth and would be a disaster making Ferguson look all the better he’s a total ego maniac

 

[Breadsnapper]

Can't see how GPC had the last laugh. I'm still pissing my sides, he's not.

 

[KentBlue]

Before that malodorous, reptilian-looking çunt took over at the swamp I merely disliked the rags. But my dislike exploded almost overnight into a vicious, bordering-on-psychotic hatred for them, especially when he started mouthing off: insulting us and our history, abusing referees and linesmen, cheating, lying, and treating the British media like it was his own fucking personal plaything.

There are numerous stories about his general shithousery, but one I will never forget (and one I will never tire of reminding people) is when that obnoxious son of his was sacked as 'manager' of Preston he withdrew all of the rag players PNE had on loan, and persuaded that utter waste of atoms Tony Pulls to do likewise, effectively guaranteeing relegation for Preston.

 

[Gazza]

Before that malodorous, reptilian-looking çunt took over at the swamp I merely disliked the rags. But my dislike exploded almost overnight into a vicious, bordering-on-psychotic hatred for them, especially when he started mouthing off: insulting us and our history, abusing referees and linesmen, cheating, lying, and treating the British media like it was his own fucking personal plaything.

There are numerous stories about his general shithousery, but one I will never forget (and one I will never tire of reminding people) is when that obnoxious son of his was sacked as 'manager' of Preston he withdrew all of the rag players PNE had on loan, and persuaded that utter waste of atoms Tony Pulls to do likewise, effectively guaranteeing relegation for Preston.

and I bet there's Preston fans that still love him.

 

[Shirley]

David Moyes had the last laugh, he's just had the final payday from his 6 year deal.

 

[aguero93:20]

David Moyes had the last laugh, he's just had the final payday from his 6 year deal.

Not yet he hasn't. He's still employed until June, at least 3 paydays left.

 

[oakiecokie]

Before that malodorous, reptilian-looking çunt took over at the swamp I merely disliked the rags. But my dislike exploded almost overnight into a vicious, bordering-on-psychotic hatred for them, especially when he started mouthing off: insulting us and our history, abusing referees and linesmen, cheating, lying, and treating the British media like it was his own fucking personal plaything.

There are numerous stories about his general shithousery, but one I will never forget (and one I will never tire of reminding people) is when that obnoxious son of his was sacked as 'manager' of Preston he withdrew all of the rag players PNE had on loan, and persuaded that utter waste of atoms Tony Pulls to do likewise, effectively guaranteeing relegation for Preston.

Well said KB.The guy was also a very sore loser and very much like Dalglish,other teams did not play well,it was the Rags who were robbed.
"Not in my life-time". Wonderful kick to the knackers by one and all at The Etihad.
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