United thread 2018/19

[Ancient Citizen]

The media can dress it up however they wish, the truth is we know, and most neutrals know, that they are a club in crisis. Rent Boy is not up to standard: he is woefully inadequate for the task ahead. And well he knows it. He was given the job merely because he is an ex-player and is popular with the lemmings. The perfect antidote to the poison Maureen had spread throughout the veins of the club. For a while the patient was in a stable condition under Dr.Rent Boy. Their cretinous followers all thought a miraculous recovery was imminent, but the patient has suffered a massive relapse, is back in intensive care, and it now appears that the 'doctor' was no more than a charlatan with a beaming smile.

Expect to hear the gloom-laden theme tune from 'Casualty' any moment now.

You'd have thought that a record like the paperboy's would have given pause for thought, but no, he's
a 'legend' a Rag pin up, and, more importantly, cheap, well hey-ho, they should've heeded the signs.
This, from Ian Hunter and the great Mick Ronson says it all...

 

[KentBlue]

Ha! I actually saved up my pocket money and bought 'Roll Away The Stone.'

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Love how the players say “we are united” like its some mystical name that them win a game so if it is why have they been shite since fergie left?

May as well say " We're entitled fuckers who should be given results"

 

[Neville Kneville]

Olly is promising attacking football in the 2nd leg.

What a lying twat.

(Unless he means Barca).

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Olly is promising attacking football in the 2nd leg.

What a lying twat.

(Unless he means Barca).

They have to have the ball to do that. They only had 15% possession in the first 20 mins!

Still I’m sure Ole will be googling “The United Way” as we type, to work it all out.

Ball out wide.....cross....headed out.....ball out wide, cross, headed out....repeat 20 times and if that doesn’t work dive around trying to win free kicks and pens.

 

[BlindEyeSeesAll]

If true (and a big if) that would be more evidence that Pogba is poisonous rather than much else.

He's one of the most overrated footballers in the history of the sport - I just dont get it.

Poisonous? Most definitely , and it looks like it's starting to unravel again over at the swamp.

 

[bondsman]

If true (and a big if) that would be more evidence that Pogba is poisonous rather than much else.

I think he is for sure. No way real can finance Hazard and Poobag in same window.

 

[SebastianBlue]

So, who has got their ‘Media defend United being ****’ bingo card filled, then?

 

[Shirley]

From last nights commentary "Barcelona will be looking forward to the half time whistle considering the pressure they've been under"

Perhaps I misheard it.

 

[bondsman]

Funny laughing at McTwataman going on about Pogshit, Saying 'He's a player Barcelona don't have, He has the pace and the power, the midfield drive, He needs to get at Busquets'.
Imagine Pogshit in that Barcelona team trying to play all one touch football (like they did at stages last night)...He wouldn't have a clue what was going on :)

I hate how he makes out he was some kind of hard man player in his commentary. He was banging on about McTominay fouling Messi and saying that’s what you had to do to good players. He was an absolute fanny on the pitch especially when he played for us. Utterly contemptuous guy