United thread 2018/19

[deegee33]

Solksjaer called Rashford as Rashy in post match interview. They just like these girly nicknames, aren't they. It's '99 spirit.

Don't know if I'd want a girlfriend who's nickname is Rashy. Just saying.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

All you lot taking the piss are forgetting that they have struggled without their talisman...…………... hopefully Sanchez is fit for the second leg.

Maybe they can play him at LB, as Shaw isn't available.

 

[Breadsnapper]

I simply do not believe this.

I’ve been told for years that everyone who plays for them are childhood supporters, have that ‘Utd DNA’ and play for them for free and are products of their academy

There’s no way anyone worth their salt would want to leave.

Edited for truthfulness.

 

[northendenton]

If true (and a big if) that would be more evidence that Pogba is poisonous rather than much else.

Maybe thats one of the reasons the Govan pisspot got shot of him 1st time round

 

[Stoned Rose]

Remember Tommy Docherty on Piccadilly Radio calling Paul Stewart "Stewarty"

Dochertyy.

 

[Stoned Rose]

hahahahahahahahahhaha

they say we are not treated any different in the media hahahahahahahaahahahaha

Man Utd great Rio Ferdinand predicts Champions League final four - and it's bad news for Man City

https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...s/man-utd-champions-league-liverpool-16111655

He’s previously said on numerous occasions he sees us as favourites.

First sight of trouble and he shites his knickers and changes his mind.

Shitihouse.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Make sure we're 3 - 0 up, first.

With 4 seconds to play whilst we have the ball in their corner.........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

The day after the night before

“Ed I’m not sure I’m cut out for this role”

“Nonsense Ole, shirt sales in The Gambia are up 50% since you took over and the Nordic Supporters club has had to close their membership applications”

“But relegating Cardiff and managing a Norwegian Pub team hasn’t really given me the skills I need for such a big job”

“Ole, the fans fucking love you. Remember 99! They do cos that’s all they’ve got left- the Glazers have had to hire an accountant to count the extra money coming in - They love you”

“But I’ve lost four of my last 5 games and almost lost to Watford”

“That doesn’t matter fella. We don’t care about that any more. It’s all about the money now Ole and you are bringing home the bacon”

“But the gaffer will feel let down”

“Fuck him Ole, he’s on ticketing duty with Charlton next year”

“Well ok then give me £200m to spend and I’ll see what I can do”

“I’ve given you Phil Jones for another 4 years you ungrateful twat now just get on with it......”

The highlighted bit is a thing of beauty :-)

Great writing..........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Won't be long now till United fans are wearing the same bemused and sad looks as vote leavers, wailing the plaintive cry "it wasn't meant to be like this, they never told us, what was written on the bus... ole means ole, etc"

That's pretty good :-)

Are you a speech writer for the Conservative party?

 

[SebastianBlue]

With 4 seconds to play whilst we have the ball in their corner.........

And Ashley Young on his arse...