United thread 2018/19

[Easy]

If he carries on playing in Wythenshawe Park would be a dream for him. What has happened to him, he doesn't look like a footballer

Maybe he’s finally pursuing his real dream, becoming a Sumo wrestler.

 

[Blue Hefner]

Maybe he’s finally pursuing his real dream, becoming a Sumo wrestler.

Has Anthony Joshua announced his next opponent yet????

 

[KentBlue]

Lukaku: “playing in Serie A is a dream”

LOL

No, no. You stay where you are. You're doing a simply magnificent job. In fact, I think you should ask for a raise.

 

[Henkeman]

Maybe he’s finally pursuing his real dream, becoming a Sumo wrestler.

The thing about Lukaku is that it is amazing, genuinely astounding, that he bulked up to that degree without United putting a stop to it.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Rashford with his daft hat and backpack looking like a school kid going on a trip in his post match interview was quality. I bet that was exactly what the rag hordes needed to see after that!

Solskjaer too. He always looks like he finds everything funny.

They are 7 losses in 9 and very very fortunate not to be 9 losses in 9 as West Ham and Watford completely outplayed them.

They have made zero progress in 6 seasons. If anything they have gone backwards.

Unbelievably though they can still make top 4!!

In that interview Rashford looked like he'd been stopped on his way to selling a few choc ices to me.

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

The thing about Lukaku is that it is amazing, genuinely astounding, that he bulked up to that degree without United putting a stop to it.

He trains with Micah Richards

 

[Blue Hefner]

He trains with Micah Richards

I saw Micah Richards yesterday. He's a big boy

 

[Seedy Ron]

The thing about Lukaku is that it is amazing, genuinely astounding, that he bulked up to that degree without United putting a stop to it.

I remember watching a City TV interview with the Legend that is David Silva a few years ago where they asked him to try a Bakewell Tart. He took the smallest nibble and told the interviewer that was all he would have as he didn't want to get on the wrong side of the club's dietitian's and the manager. Lumpkaku would have probably done the box in and asked where the French Fancies were. What a time to be a blue!

 

[Greg.W2]

They'll be ok once the final piece of the jigsaw is back in.

 

[Henkeman]

I remember watching a City TV interview with the Legend that is David Silva a few years ago where they asked him to try a Bakewell Tart. He took the smallest nibble and told the interviewer that was all he would have as he didn't want to get on the wrong side of the club's dietitian's and the manager. Lumpkaku would have probably done the box in and asked where the French Fancies were. What a time to be a blue!

Although I have to say I'm totally on Lukaku's side there...