United thread 2018/19

[rnblade]

LONG MAY IT CONTINUE

 

[domalino]

Lukaku: “playing in Serie A is a dream”

LOL

If he carries on playing in Wythenshawe Park would be a dream for him. What has happened to him, he doesn't look like a footballer

He'd probably do well in Serie A, I think Atletico would suit him best personally, more room to use his pace, and defenders would be bouncing off him, Simeone would give him very focused coaching which I think he needs.

People on here always seem to mistakenly think United are spending huge money on shit players. What they're doing is taking great players, sometimes players that Pep wanted, and through a combination of poor coaching, management and toxic atmosphere, turning them into bad players.

Lukaku was a brilliant striker at Everton, he was great at West Brom, and he's been very good for Belgium. If he can jump ship to a decent club, he'll go back to being an excellent striker. Pogba will be the same, given a more forgiving environment and better supporting cast, and Darmian will probably go to Juventus and be playing in CL semi finals next year.

This is part of the magic of United's downfall. They can spend £1Bn on world class players, but they'll still underperform, turn sour, regress, become a scapegoat and want to leave etc. until they fix everything else wrong at the club.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I don't think Keane offers anything as a pundit whatsoever, he is just a very angry man. However when the host asked him "what do you mean by top" when Keane said he would be shocked to see them at the top the host said "top 4, 1st or 2nd" Keane replied "top usually means top. First"

United have no one capable, interested or with the intelligence to get them back to the top of the league. They are miles off

Keane is thick. The most inarticulate punter outside of the BBC.

 

[1.618034]

Rashford with his daft hat and backpack looking like a school kid going on a trip in his post match interview was quality. I bet that was exactly what the rag hordes needed to see after that!

Solskjaer too. He always looks like he finds everything funny.

They are 7 losses in 9 and very very fortunate not to be 9 losses in 9 as West Ham and Watford completely outplayed them.

They have made zero progress in 6 seasons. If anything they have gone backwards.

Unbelievably though they can still make top 4!!

They won't finish top 5.

 

[jimharri]

 

[MillionMilesAway]

If he carries on playing in Wythenshawe Park would be a dream for him. What has happened to him, he doesn't look like a footballer

What do you mean? Have you not seen how far he can trap a ball?

 

[aguero93:20]

They'll be ok once the final piece of the jigsaw is back in.

Can't see Di Maria going back there.

 

[manimanc]

They'll be ok once the final piece of the jigsaw is back in.

Just nearly spat my brew everywhere then, fuckin piss funny :)

 

[The blue phantom]

Lingard has to be the first out, what a pile of shite he is.
How he keeps starting games is ridiculous.

 

[1.618034]

Damning stuff...

But spot on.