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That real?
 
At around the 20 minutes against Chelsea today, The Lump ran with the ball, probably just over half the length of the pitch, and laid it off. He should have continued his run forward into the box, but he half trotted, half staggered across the pitch instead. A corner was then given and the camera zoomed in on him as he ambled into the box. Fucking hell, he was blowing like crack whore who hadn't scored for a week. Rat boy and Tyler were actually joking about his lack of fitness as he stood there, hands on hips, desperately trying to suck in as much air as possible.

How the fuck has the backroom staff allowed him to get into such a state; he's supposed to be an athlete? Fucking embarrassing.
 
At around the 20 minutes against Chelsea today, The Lump ran with the ball, probably just over half the length of the pitch, and laid it off. He should have continued his run forward into the box, but he half trotted, half staggered across the pitch instead. A corner was then given and the camera zoomed in on him as he ambled into the box. Fucking hell, he was blowing like crack whore who hadn't scored for a week. Rat boy and Tyler were actually joking about his lack of fitness as he stood there, hands on hips, desperately trying to suck in as much air as possible.

How the fuck has the backroom staff allowed him to get into such a state; he's supposed to be an athlete? Fucking embarrassing.
Add Sanchez & Shaw to the list, they must do training at Greggs.
 
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