United thread 2018/19

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At around the 20 minutes against Chelsea today, The Lump ran with the ball, probably just over half the length of the pitch, and laid it off. He should have continued his run forward into the box, but he half trotted, half staggered across the pitch instead. A corner was then given and the camera zoomed in on him as he ambled into the box. Fucking hell, he was blowing like crack whore who hadn't scored for a week. Rat boy and Tyler were actually joking about his lack of fitness as he stood there, hands on hips, desperately trying to suck in as much air as possible.

How the fuck has the backroom staff allowed him to get into such a state; he's supposed to be an athlete? Fucking embarrassing.

It is a disgrace, a fit athletic Lukaku is strong fast and powerful everything you would want from a top class footballer. I really don't know what has happened to him, he needs to move away for his own good, but no one will pay big money for him.
 
It is a disgrace, a fit athletic Lukaku is strong fast and powerful everything you would want from a top class footballer. I really don't know what has happened to him, he needs to move away for his own good, but no one will pay big money for him.
They will if they buy him by the pound. That’s some serious pick & mix.
 
It's Saturday. The players have just spent half the day having the words 'do it for Giggsy' shouted at them during training drills, 'This is for Fergie'. 'It's the Utd way'. They sit in the tactical video room. The lights go out. The class of 99 DVD plays. Pogba mutters something about winning a world cup with France. Solskaer, arms folded, massive grin, tears in his eyes, thinks to himself...this will do. They''ll play their hearts out after this.

Every week. All season.
 
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