United thread 2018/19

[Stoned Rose]

The added bulk is the 3 gallons of spit Carragher has given him.

 

[The Colonel]

Jesus Christ, I hope that dos’nt mean we are going to have an influx of rags jumping ship and coming over to us.

Stay where you are you filthy scummy cun*ts.

According to my son, high school kids are doing just that. I told him to tell them that they’re not City fans.

 

[The Colonel]

We've come a long, long way together
Through the lard times, and the pud
I have to - celebrate you, Lukey
I have to braise you like I should

(To the tune of Slim Boy Fat’s Praise You)

That would be some feast.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Bloody hell player of the year awards should be fun at the end of the season for the rags. Is there any of them playing in any type of form at the moment? My vote goes for Fellani and he’s been in China most of the season.

 

[manchester blue]

Bloody hell player of the year awards should be fun at the end of the season for the rags. Is there any of them playing in any type of form at the moment? My vote goes for Fellani and he’s been in China most of the season.

De Gea's performances have entertained me greatly.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

The thing about Lukaku is that it is amazing, genuinely astounding, that he bulked up to that degree without United putting a stop to it.

Tactical eating.

 

[pfazz]

BBC reporting Ferdinand back to the swamp as director of football or some such role. You can see it panning out...... Ole fails at the start of next season, put camel gob in temp charge, win a few games, make it permanent then camel gob fails, rinse and repeat.

 

[squirtyflower]

I genuinely didn’t think anything could be funnier than the notion of Mike Phelan as their Director of Football, until I saw this.

Made me chuckle

 

[schfc6]

I genuinely didn’t think anything could be funnier than the notion of Mike Phelan as their Director of Football, until I saw this.

I thought Phelan was funny, couldn’t believe it when I heard this, Keane could only top this for entertainment.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Made me chuckle

Cannot be true........life can't get that good