United thread 2018/19

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On a serious note, it’s beyond my wildest dreams and expectations what is happening to our club and their’s simultaneously. I keep fearing that the last decade has been a dream that I will be rudely awoken from at some point.
I'm the same, in fact, what we're seeing now is like your own dreams and fantasies becoming real life.
In fact, it's now amazingly going to plan so well, that I'm hoping the recurring erotic dream I keep having about Kelly Brook
will become real at the end of the season.
 
BBC reporting Ferdinand back to the swamp as director of football or some such role. You can see it panning out...... Ole fails at the start of next season, put camel gob in temp charge, win a few games, make it permanent then camel gob fails, rinse and repeat.

Ferdinand has a constant hard on for Ronaldo so wouldn’t put it past him trying to get one last dance out of him when his Juve contract is up.
 
It's gossip of course, but reading that they're prepared to trigger Jan Oblak's release clause of €120m caused a bit of a titter. Only United could have De Gea and then make a loss on getting a replacement.
 
Woodward must be as soft as Mr Barrowclough in Porridge - "Hey boss I've got this mate that can be my assistant and another mate that can be director of football, if that's OK?"
"Well if you say so Olly"
 
I'm the same, in fact, what we're seeing now is like your own dreams and fantasies becoming real life.
In fact, it's now amazingly going to plan so well, that I'm hoping the recurring erotic dream I keep having about Kelly Brook
will become real at the end of the season.
Please don't take this the wrong way but if it were a choice between the two dreams I would have to opt for Utd crashing and burning leaving you to wistfully contemplate what could have been with Kelly.
 
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