United thread 2018/19

[NZBlue]

Sorry! (No)
Ever decreasing points
Ole fools and wio’s
Timeflies
Ole foot in the grave
It ain’t half time, ole
Bye-De-bye
Ole! Ole!
Yes, Ferguson
Till relegation us do part
Ole’s Half season
Whatever happened to the 92 lads
The fall and rise of mediocrity
Love thy neighbour (lol)
Are you being shite?
Trying to keep up appearances
Last of the plastic whine
On the buses (repeat)
Old Trafford 1-6
Farther fergie
Absolutely featureless
The thick of it (repeat)
The wrong crowd
Not staying top
Weep show
Pathetic nights

Flowery Twats

 

[DTeacher]

It was only a couple of months back he wanted to take up boxing, or did I imagine that?!

Maybe they'll offer it to this little fella, he loves the swamp and will work for cheese....

Don't see why you can't simply say his name? THAT IS Gary Neville isn't it??

 

[Jordie]

Flowery Twats

I remember my parents thinking I had lost the plot when that was first shown, absolutely hilarious.

 

[NZBlue]

As a tribute to the rags forward line we do of course have

Blankety Blank

"Certainly Alexis, would you like your 1/2 million cheque left blankety blank this week for you to fill in with your blankety blank pen?"

 

[Vienna_70]

Flowery Twats

Don’t mention the 6-1.

I said it once, but I think I got away with it.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Don't see why you can't simply say his name? THAT IS Gary Neville isn't it??

No, definitely not ;-)

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

More ‘Utd Way’ and ‘Utd DNA’ coming our way in the form of Rio fucking Ferdinand as ‘Director of Football’.

The stereotypical Rag pundit who has never done a days management or ‘directing’ in his life.

The knobhead who told us a few weeks ago Utd were ‘back’ after blagging their way past PSG.

This set of ****s get funnier by the day.

They really do cut a desperate figure these days.

Love it.

I don't get what their problem is with accepting reality.

Some of them (getting fewer by the day admittedly) still think Pogba is gonna come good. In all my years watching football, I don't think I've ever seen a player as undeserving of the hype as he is. Jogba started off as a joke but it's now just an apt description of someone who swans through every game in a half-arsed manner and spends most of the game, well, jogging. I have literally never seen him have a good game. He has 10/15/20 minute spells but I've never seen him dominate a whole game like Dave, KDB, Ferna do on a regular basis. What a time to be alive (and blue)!

 

[Vienna_70]

No, definitely not ;-)

I’ve never lost to City, and it would be embarrassing to do so.


FEED THE GOAT AND HE WILL SCORE!

 

[domalino]

Don't see why you can't simply say his name? THAT IS Gary Neville isn't it??

Speaking of rat boy - he will be absolutely gutted that Rio is getting the job he's been trying to get for 3 years.

 

[1.618034]

Speaking of rat boy - he will be absolutely gutted that Rio is getting the job he's been trying to get for 3 years.

If he got it then the sitcom would be "Chuckle Vision"