United thread 2018/19

[dennishasdoneit]

It seems like there may be some legs in the Rio rumours, we can but hope.

Let us Pray...

 

[cleavers]

More ‘Utd Way’ and ‘Utd DNA’ coming our way in the form of Rio fucking Ferdinand as ‘Director of Football’.

The stereotypical Rag pundit who has never done a days management or ‘directing’ in his life.

The knobhead who told us a few weeks ago Utd were ‘back’ after blagging their way past PSG.

This set of ****s get funnier by the day.

They really do cut a desperate figure these days.

Love it.

Its ludicrous really, what exactly are his credentials to be a "sporting" director of the worlds greatest football club TM ?

 

[JASR]

The knobhead who told us a few weeks ago Utd were ‘back’ after blagging their way past PSG.

Just based on that single observation by him - when it was patently obvious PSG shot themselves in the foot - indicates that it would be great for... the rest of the premier league if Wio was appointed.
Is woowar really going to do this, or is it early summer silly season.

 

[moggymoz]

They have become what they shouted from the roof tops that we would, a mess of a club on the inside with a squad of old, overweight and overpaid players that are just picking up the pay cheque.

We had to go through it at the start but we have become a well oiled* machine since then. Lets hope that they dont get back on track any time soon.

*Hmm

 

[TCIB]

Ferdinand: Get Messi!
Woodward: Well Rio lets sit down and go over this shall we...
Ferdinand: Get Messi!
Woodward: If i get up and walk out but leave you here saying that whilst giving you 400k a year is that ok?
Ferdinand: Get Messi!
Woodward: Fantastic Rio, fantastic.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Its ludicrous really, what exactly are his credentials to be a "sporting" director of the worlds greatest football club TM ?

He has a world class wonky mouth?

 

[canyerdogputoutafire]

It seems like there may be some legs in the Rio rumours, we can but hope.

They may have second thought's with Fat Sam's recomendation on the radio this morning.

 

[cookster]

I genuinely didn’t think anything could be funnier than the notion of Mike Phelan as their Director of Football, until I saw this.

Please let this be true.

 

[The perfect fumble]

More ‘Utd Way’ and ‘Utd DNA’ coming our way in the form of Rio fucking Ferdinand as ‘Director of Football’.

The stereotypical Rag pundit who has never done a days management or ‘directing’ in his life.

The knobhead who told us a few weeks ago Utd were ‘back’ after blagging their way past PSG.

This set of ****s get funnier by the day.

They really do cut a desperate figure these days.

Love it.

It was only a couple of months back he wanted to take up boxing, or did I imagine that?!

Maybe they'll offer it to this little fella, he loves the swamp and will work for cheese....

 

[Grassland Blue]

Sorry! (No)
Ever decreasing points
Ole fools and wio’s
Timeflies
Ole foot in the grave
It ain’t half time, ole
Bye-De-bye
Ole! Ole!
Yes, Ferguson
Till relegation us do part
Ole’s Half season
Whatever happened to the 92 lads
The fall and rise of mediocrity
Love thy neighbour (lol)
Are you being shite?
Trying to keep up appearances
Last of the plastic whine
On the buses (repeat)
Old Trafford 1-6
Farther fergie
Absolutely featureless
The thick of it (repeat)
The wrong crowd
Not staying top
Weep show
Pathetic nights

Carry on Rio.......(Oooh Matic)