United thread 2018/19

[aguerrrroooooooooooo]

Glass of red by computer tonight, gonna absolutely lap this all up

 

[Pearceman]

I thought that today we looked even better than last season and I've have settled for that, so a big thanks to Jose and his merry men for raising the bar yet again.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Oh Jose.

 

[aguerrrroooooooooooo]

Even your hero Pep has distanced himself from it. Say what you want but he has a point that a fantastic documentary on a wonderful and historic season for City could have been made without so much focus on United.

Perhaps united should get in contact with Amazon for a documentary as well.
They could just title it "Nothing" under the comedy section

 

[mccity]

Perhaps united should get in contact with Amazon for a documentary as well.
They could just title it "Nothing" under the comedy section

I think any documentary on United and Jose Mourinho would be so classy and entertaining that I'd be gouging my eyes out

 

[adrianr]

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit,

The Jose Mourinho 3 Season DVD Collection:

Season 1: Buy The Bus

Season 2: Park The Bus

Season 3: Throw Players Under The Bus

 

[Jesus2018]

Sanchez just chilling at home. Few beers. Amazon prime City documentary on. Collecting 50k.

 

[blueinsa]

Love Jose telling the interviewer dont ask me to criticise my players as i dont do that lol.

he is a fucking parody.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Oh Jose.

It's a gratifying close to a weekend when yer see Jose covered head to toe in seagull shit. I shall break the habit of a few seasons and watch MotD to see if anyone can get the first question in before he fucks off or calls into question whichever person on the Rag payroll, except himself, was to blame for the battering on the south coast.

 

[mccity]

In all seriousness, what's the major issue here?
Because it's either he's sending them out with awful instructions, or they're not following them.

And I actually think it's the latter. For starters, he's got too much of a successful track record to suggest he's tactically inept.
But then, the crazy amount of individual errors they make, and the constant attitude they have makes me actually think the players are the problem. Mourinho is at fault here for recruiting and not motivating them, but the players need to take a lot of the blame here.