United thread 2018/19

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Imagine being a United fan? Sat in their mums back bedroom playing fifa all day and wanking over questionable pornagraphic material all day no where near Manchester?

They won’t care, latch onto another club that win things and not give a second thought about the scum.

What an insight ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I hear Allardyce is available

“Yoo-hoo Ed, come and get me”

Sh@gged worse

 

[solley attwell]

I'm sure Anders Frisk is having a good oul laugh at Maureen's demand for 'respect'

 

[crazyg]

I am so, so happy today. All those years in the wilderness listening to those arrogant barsteward fans. Please everyone just take a moment to imagine yourself as one of those fans. Just makes my day. How the turd has turned.

No point. I can't think in Cockney. Anyway, been there done that, and the T-shirt wore out a long time ago.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

All this talk about PEG not getting the players he wanted last transfer window as an excuse hes had 3 seasons to sort it ffs

I think you'll find its still only his first season. It has to be, as my rag mates all told me they're certs to win the league in his second?

 

[rnblade]

Still too good to go down.

The ultimate dream!!!!

 

[tony adcock]

What surprizes me the most at the moment is the amount of their fans who are saying ‘never wanted him in first place’ / ‘thought it was wrong fit all along’.....

So astute these guys

Not to sure what’s happened to all the ones who had him as the messiah and an out and out winner though. I must have been dreaming because I’m pretty sure I remember them saying this

 

[SPIDERBOY]

What surprizes me the most at the moment is the amount of their fans who are saying ‘never wanted him in first place’ / ‘thought it was wrong fit all along’.....

So astute these guys

Not to sure what’s happened to all the ones who had him as the messiah and an out and out winner though. I must have been dreaming because I’m pretty sure I remember them saying this

They do it all the time....I'm still yet to meet a rag who admits to singing "Fergie,Fergie sign him up"(Tevez)
Not one has ever admitted it to me.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

What's all this shit about De Gea being the 'Best goalkeeper in the world?'
I've not checked the stats but I'm sure someone on here said he'd let in something like 11 out of 14
shots on goal, and that's before last nights slaughter.
If he's the best, the worst have got real fucking problems.

 

[Sergio<3]

"Jose's playing the way that united should oh yeahhh"