United thread 2018/19

[Stoned Rose]

The added bulk is the 3 gallons of spit Carragher has given him.

 

[The Colonel]

Jesus Christ, I hope that dos’nt mean we are going to have an influx of rags jumping ship and coming over to us.

Stay where you are you filthy scummy cun*ts.

According to my son, high school kids are doing just that. I told him to tell them that they’re not City fans.

 

[The Colonel]

We've come a long, long way together
Through the lard times, and the pud
I have to - celebrate you, Lukey
I have to braise you like I should

(To the tune of Slim Boy Fat’s Praise You)

That would be some feast.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Bloody hell player of the year awards should be fun at the end of the season for the rags. Is there any of them playing in any type of form at the moment? My vote goes for Fellani and he’s been in China most of the season.

 

[manchester blue]

Bloody hell player of the year awards should be fun at the end of the season for the rags. Is there any of them playing in any type of form at the moment? My vote goes for Fellani and he’s been in China most of the season.

De Gea's performances have entertained me greatly.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

The thing about Lukaku is that it is amazing, genuinely astounding, that he bulked up to that degree without United putting a stop to it.

Tactical eating.

 

[pfazz]

BBC reporting Ferdinand back to the swamp as director of football or some such role. You can see it panning out...... Ole fails at the start of next season, put camel gob in temp charge, win a few games, make it permanent then camel gob fails, rinse and repeat.

 

[squirtyflower]

I genuinely didn’t think anything could be funnier than the notion of Mike Phelan as their Director of Football, until I saw this.

Made me chuckle

 

[schfc6]

I genuinely didn’t think anything could be funnier than the notion of Mike Phelan as their Director of Football, until I saw this.

I thought Phelan was funny, couldn’t believe it when I heard this, Keane could only top this for entertainment.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Made me chuckle

Cannot be true........life can't get that good

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Just read in mail that Edinson Cavani age 32 want to come to the Premier League and Rags and Chavski are both interested.


If there is a God please let it be the Rags.

 

[blueish swede]

The rags will need that many windows to fix all their problems they should get in Ted Moult as DoF.

 

[marco]

Just read in mail that Edinson Cavani age 32 want to come to the Premier League and Rags and Chavski are both interested.


If there is a God please let it be the Rags.

got to be worth a 4 year contract at 300k P/W

 

[Ancient Citizen]

On a serious note, it’s beyond my wildest dreams and expectations what is happening to our club and their’s simultaneously. I keep fearing that the last decade has been a dream that I will be rudely awoken from at some point.

I'm the same, in fact, what we're seeing now is like your own dreams and fantasies becoming real life.
In fact, it's now amazingly going to plan so well, that I'm hoping the recurring erotic dream I keep having about Kelly Brook
will become real at the end of the season.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

BBC reporting Ferdinand back to the swamp as director of football or some such role. You can see it panning out...... Ole fails at the start of next season, put camel gob in temp charge, win a few games, make it permanent then camel gob fails, rinse and repeat.

Ferdinand has a constant hard on for Ronaldo so wouldn’t put it past him trying to get one last dance out of him when his Juve contract is up.

 

[bluebaja]

The rags will need that many windows to fix all their problems they should get in Ted Moult as DoF.

Only those of us that are of a certain age will get that one !!!

 

[Henkeman]

It's gossip of course, but reading that they're prepared to trigger Jan Oblak's release clause of €120m caused a bit of a titter. Only United could have De Gea and then make a loss on getting a replacement.

 

[Gazza]

Woodward must be as soft as Mr Barrowclough in Porridge - "Hey boss I've got this mate that can be my assistant and another mate that can be director of football, if that's OK?"
"Well if you say so Olly"

 

[DrBlueBob]

I'm the same, in fact, what we're seeing now is like your own dreams and fantasies becoming real life.
In fact, it's now amazingly going to plan so well, that I'm hoping the recurring erotic dream I keep having about Kelly Brook
will become real at the end of the season.

Please don't take this the wrong way but if it were a choice between the two dreams I would have to opt for Utd crashing and burning leaving you to wistfully contemplate what could have been with Kelly.

 

[swpswp]

Upstairs Down Stairs

To The Manor Ground Born

Bottom (of the top 6).