United thread 2018/19

[blue b4 the moon]

Looks like the rags have decided that Lukaka is a 'super star' slapping a price tag on him at 80m.
And we get accused of inflating transfer fees!!

I could understand 80 lbs but not 90m.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Just back from Cyprus the other day flew out on the Sunday after a great day out at Wembley, anyways pre flight was in the aspire lounge terminal 1 and who else was in there but Phil the face, the future ex Mrs Lee popped over to him and asked with a cheeky smile if he watched the game the previous day, "what game" (bemused but normal face on him) "oh you're a City fan" then promptly walks off.

 

[rabby]

Looks like the rags have decided that Lukaka is a 'super star' slapping a price tag on him at 80m.
And we get accused of inflating transfer fees!!

Lukaku's weight must be around 200lbs,you can get mutton for about £3 per lb so he must be worth at least 600 quid.

 

[goalmole]

I could understand 80 lbs but not 90m.

It's definitely 90m.
That's how far he runs before he's fucked.

 

[bondsman]

Bet their fans are thrilled to read Ole not prioritising Maguire or Koulibaly and planning to offer Jones, Smalling and Bailly lifelines. Lovely stuff

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Looks like the rags have decided that Lukaka is a 'super star' slapping a price tag on him at 80m.
And we get accused of inflating transfer fees!!

if thats the case,we wouldn't have 1 player in our starting 11 worth less than £100m.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Went to play Chorlton Cum Hardy G.C. with the golf society I`m a member of. After the game we had a booze and a bite to eat.

I noticed through the double door to my right that they were preparing for a party of some kind, as I got up to go to the bar I could see in this adjoining room, they had a United flag draped over a table. I walked up to the bloke who seemed to be in charge and asked him if this was the "We were only 32 points behind City end of season party" . He didnt look happy but just shook his head and said no.

I love trying to spread happiness and joy as I go about my day.

Fighting the good fight, eh?
Did he immediately recognise you as R Sole?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Fighting the good fight, eh?
Did he immediately recognise you as R Sole?

I think he looked at me and realise I was thee R.Sole of Salford.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Looks like the rags have decided that Lukaka is a 'super star' slapping a price tag on him at 80m.
And we get accused of inflating transfer fees!!

Bargain. That's only 25m more than KDB. Where do we sign?

 

[Blue Til Death]

Who the actual fuck are man united anyway...!

 

[BoundedCascade]

Bet their fans are thrilled to read Ole not prioritising Maguire or Koulibaly and planning to offer Jones, Smalling and Bailly lifelines. Lovely stuff

They are definitely not backing him then. If results go poorly, which they will because he couldn't manage his way out of a paper bag and their squad are shit, you can expect him gone by December. Long may their incompetence continue.

 

[Blue Mist]

Crikey you must have been part of the haves to have had a home phone in ‘74.

I will tell my mum that she is posh, she will love that. I always thought we were skint, perhaps I should phone child line to make a retrospective complaint !

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Have they signed Zidane and Raul yet?

 

[Pam]

Who the actual fuck are man united anyway...!

No one quite knows.

 

[razman]

Favourites for both de ligt and Bruno Fernandes

They haven't learned from Sanchez

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Favourites for both de ligt and Bruno Fernandes

They haven't learned from Sanchez

Who??

 

[razman]

Who??

Meant the players choosing to go to United now

 

[KCblue]

 

[davek1808]

One of my favourite.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I’m impressed he didn’t bat an eyelid, almost as if it happens every day to him.
Now that’s focus.