United thread 2019/20

[Gorton_Tubster]

£50m on a RB! ruining football tbh

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Man Utd transfer talk then is it?
Well, all you Rag lovers out there, all 659 million of you, are now going to have to endure shit, shit, and more
shit for the foreseeable future, just like we did, with the added humiliation of the unpalatable fact that it's our
turn to take the piss.
And take it we shall, every sneering reference to 'Little Citeh,' 'berties,' 'Never have what we have,' and all the other derogatory
shite we've endured for donkey's years, particularly from the utter spunk bubbles dahn Sarf, is now going to be repackaged, rebranded,
increased ten fold, and shoved down your throats.
Because, Rags, you are now in a nightmarish scenario that is enfolding faster and faster before your red, tear stained peepers.
Let's paint a picture, of your current frantic hunt for much needed replenishment of your less than average squad,
let's just envision a top player receiving interest from the mighty, iconic Man U.
Top players are now being contacted, they're young lads, very good players, so naturally, they ask for advice, what they're
getting for advice is, ''Look, I know they're offering 5 times what you're on now, but you're 22, and you have a very special
talent, you can't be spending the next 5 years trying to drag that shit back up to being half right, they're too far gone.
They've got a manager that, although a nice ish bloke, wears an expression of boyish enthusiasm that disguises a background of
relegations and Mickey Mouse management at some god forsaken tenth rate outfit in the Scandinavian wilderness.
You have to go to somewhere where there is vision and structure, that rusting Meccano set has had it's day, and it's not
as if you're going to be a pauper signing for City, don't even think about Man Utd, for Christ's sake, your reputation will end up in tatters.''
Fucking depressing isn't it?
Ah well.

Sheer poetry.
They are going to find out that just as success feeds on itself, so does failure.

 

[Indaparkside]

Man Utd transfer talk then is it?
Well, all you Rag lovers out there, all 659 million of you, are now going to have to endure shit, shit, and more
shit for the foreseeable future, just like we did, with the added humiliation of the unpalatable fact that it's our
turn to take the piss.
And take it we shall, every sneering reference to 'Little Citeh,' 'berties,' 'Never have what we have,' and all the other derogatory
shite we've endured for donkey's years, particularly from the utter spunk bubbles dahn Sarf, is now going to be repackaged, rebranded,
increased ten fold, and shoved down your throats.
Because, Rags, you are now in a nightmarish scenario that is enfolding faster and faster before your red, tear stained peepers.
Let's paint a picture, of your current frantic hunt for much needed replenishment of your less than average squad,
let's just envision a top player receiving interest from the mighty, iconic Man U.
Top players are now being contacted, they're young lads, very good players, so naturally, they ask for advice, what they're
getting for advice is, ''Look, I know they're offering 5 times what you're on now, but you're 22, and you have a very special
talent, you can't be spending the next 5 years trying to drag that shit back up to being half right, they're too far gone.
They've got a manager that, although a nice ish bloke, wears an expression of boyish enthusiasm that disguises a background of
relegations and Mickey Mouse management at some god forsaken tenth rate outfit in the Scandinavian wilderness.
You have to go to somewhere where there is vision and structure, that rusting Meccano set has had it's day, and it's not
as if you're going to be a pauper signing for City, don't even think about Man Utd, for Christ's sake, your reputation will end up in tatters.''
Fucking depressing isn't it?
Ah well.

Or to lessen the post???
Your fuckin shit
Your fuckin shit
Your fuckin shit

 

[blueju]

They play a mini tournament with Leeds in Perth in a few weeks, the local news channels are ramping up their blatant sales pitch and its horrendous. Tonight we had to put up with numerous goals from when they were good, bumper crowd scenes from when they were good with the newsreader doing the tour of the swamp and the tour guide gleefully telling him and the camera how it’s always filled to the brim and season tickets are dead mans boots. We were then treated to an inside view of where the family man and his teenage terror buddies used to sit in the changing room.
Next we moved to the Optus stadium here in Perth where they’d assembled about ten Aussie rags and a token Irish one to sing a rag song and taste a new rag beer brewed especially for the tournament.
Not once did anyone in the newsroom utter the immortal words ‘but they’ve been shit since Ferguson left’

 

[waspish]

There 3rd right back in 4 years

 

[Deleted member 81382]

James, Wan Bissaka and Maguire might've been good signings with Ferguson managing them and in an era when United had little to no competition in the league, but not anymore. Those players won't see them close the gap, especially under Solskjaer. I reckon they'll finish 6th again at best.

 

[KCblue]

They are not happy .

I'm sure they'll miss him...

 

[Fred_Quimby]

That's the rags just about spent up isn't it, with James and Wan Bissaka?

 

[kaz7]

Are you excited guys, Ole's toddlers are coming. And this is just above out of the arse article about City being rekt by UEFA. You'd say they won a treble and have great future, while we're sixth.

Cheap in other words

 

[Blue Til Death]

The sooner United fans realise that the Glazers are bankrupting them the better. If their success / commerical appeal drops and the cashflow is lower then they will have no positive investment.

There are amoeba in the subterranean, icy oceans of Saturn's moons that realise how the Glazers are asset stripping the rags ..... I dare say a few rag fans have noticed too..! Biggest Club (debt) in the world ..... Long may it continue ....