United thread 2019/20

[jimharri]

Is it true that Moyes' rag manager contract expires next week......................................ha ha ha ha ha ha ?

 

[UUJblue]

The sooner United fans realise that the Glazers are bankrupting them the better. If their success / commerical appeal drops and the cashflow is lower then they will have no positive investment.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Ha he definitely did have some idea getting out & still paid by eddywoody for years.

 

[BrianW]

I think quite a few Rag fans will walk away if they don't improve soon.

This is because quite a lot of them are the sort of sad sacks who want to be associated with success. They think, inexplicably, that following a successful football club makes them, as individuals, better, more important, whatever you like to call it. They are the sort of folk who used to mock City fans for following a "shit team" which made us, of course, "losers".

I just hope none of them with this sick and addled mentality come across and start supporting City.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

The sooner United fans realise that the Glazers are bankrupting them the better. If their success / commerical appeal drops and the cashflow is lower then they will have no positive investment.

Not sure why you are concerned about them tbh.

The twats will still rumble on ..........................................unfortunately.

 

[UUJblue]

Not sure why you are concerned about them tbh.

The twats will still rumble on ..........................................unfortunately.

haha tbf it sounds like i do but yep i really dont.

They will fall though. Never too big to fail.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

haha tbf it sounds like i do but yep i really dont.

They will fall though. Never too big to fail.

Hoping it's down a huge ravine in commercial terms.

 

[RedMen73]

50m for Bissaka, I thought Gollum was promoting youth? Decent player but massively over priced.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Ogden stating the obvious...but still makes pleasant viewing for City fans...

Man Utd transfer talk then is it?
Well, all you Rag lovers out there, all 659 million of you, are now going to have to endure shit, shit, and more
shit for the foreseeable future, just like we did, with the added humiliation of the unpalatable fact that it's our
turn to take the piss.
And take it we shall, every sneering reference to 'Little Citeh,' 'berties,' 'Never have what we have,' and all the other derogatory
shite we've endured for donkey's years, particularly from the utter spunk bubbles dahn Sarf, is now going to be repackaged, rebranded,
increased ten fold, and shoved down your throats.
Because, Rags, you are now in a nightmarish scenario that is enfolding faster and faster before your red, tear stained peepers.
Let's paint a picture, of your current frantic hunt for much needed replenishment of your less than average squad,
let's just envision a top player receiving interest from the mighty, iconic Man U.
Top players are now being contacted, they're young lads, very good players, so naturally, they ask for advice, what they're
getting for advice is, ''Look, I know they're offering 5 times what you're on now, but you're 22, and you have a very special
talent, you can't be spending the next 5 years trying to drag that shit back up to being half right, they're too far gone.
They've got a manager that, although a nice ish bloke, wears an expression of boyish enthusiasm that disguises a background of
relegations and Mickey Mouse management at some god forsaken tenth rate outfit in the Scandinavian wilderness.
You have to go to somewhere where there is vision and structure, that rusting Meccano set has had it's day, and it's not
as if you're going to be a pauper signing for City, don't even think about Man Utd, for Christ's sake, your reputation will end up in tatters.''
Fucking depressing isn't it?
Ah well.

 

[feelymcfeel]

Man Utd transfer talk then is it?
Well, all you Rag lovers out there, all 659 million of you, are now going to have to endure shit, shit, and more
shit for the foreseeable future, just like we did, with the added humiliation of the unpalatable fact that it's our
turn to take the piss.
And take it we shall, every sneering reference to 'Little Citeh,' 'berties,' 'Never have what we have,' and all the other derogatory
shite we've endured for donkey's years, particularly from the utter spunk bubbles dahn Sarf, is now going to be repackaged, rebranded,
increased ten fold, and shoved down your throats.
Because, Rags, you are now in a nightmarish scenario that is enfolding faster and faster before your red, tear stained peepers.
Let's paint a picture, of your current frantic hunt for much needed replenishment of your less than average squad,
let's just envision a top player receiving interest from the mighty, iconic Man U.
Top players are now being contacted, they're young lads, very good players, so naturally, they ask for advice, what they're
getting for advice is, ''Look, I know they're offering 5 times what you're on now, but you're 22, and you have a very special
talent, you can't be spending the next 5 years trying to drag that shit back up to being half right, they're too far gone.
They've got a manager that, although a nice ish bloke, wears an expression of boyish enthusiasm that disguises a background of
relegations and Mickey Mouse management at some god forsaken tenth rate outfit in the Scandinavian wilderness.
You have to go to somewhere where there is vision and structure, that rusting Meccano set has had it's day, and it's not
as if you're going to be a pauper signing for City, don't even think about Man Utd, for Christ's sake, your reputation will end up in tatters.''
Fucking depressing isn't it?
Ah well.

Depressing? It's fucking hilarious.